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That Glimmer of Hope You See, That's Me

@themagelordwack

Random Stuff that pleases me(me)

The title cards for episodes of the Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 cartoon have (with one exception) remixes of the game’s map themes playing. Here are all the themes and their variations that appear in the series. In order, they are: Grass Land (5 different variations), Desert Land (2 variations), the underwater level theme (the only instance of a non-map theme playing), Giant Land, Sky Land ground theme, Sky Land sky theme, Ice Land, Pipe Land and Dark Land. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Small Findings | Source: Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

Tumblr University

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DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

Pirates/History dorms

disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

Bye mom

remember when dashcon happened and these kind of posts completely disappeared

why did you bring it BACK

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truth turned to legend, legend to myth, and for thousands of years this disaster of a fucking post was gone and yall shitheads brought it back

listen i know these posts induce cringe on sight but i’d MUCH rather have a hundred of these posts show up on my screen than one more 19 paragraph essay about how steven universe is nazi propaganda 

We didn’t know how great things were until we lost them.

GIVE ME THIS BACK

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according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when theyre straight theyre white theyre males are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

GUYS OH MY GOD

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When people can’t handle the truth.

date of origin: 16th of april, 2014.

thatfunnyblog:

We found you
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potterheads, grab your wands

whovians, hop in your TARDISes

supernatural fans, get the shotguns

sherlockians, hire your consulting criminals

tributes, knock an arrow

avengers fans, assemble

lotr fans, unsheath Sting

we’ve got a few people to track down

Les Mis fans, build a barricade? Yes?

Gleeks, grab your slushies

Rizzles fans, grab your guns and scalpels

Wizards and Witches, time to kick muggle ass.

NCIS fans, grab your gear.

Castle fans, alakazam that jackass

The Last Airbender fans master your bending

Assassin’s Creed fans, ready your hidden blades.

Falling In Reverse fans, get Charlie.

BVB Army, get on your warpaint.

Slash gash Terror Crew, grab your chainsaws.

VE! Coven, show your fangs.

Directioners, get the fucking glitter

beliebers,get the supras.

Of Mice and Men fans, get squidgy.

Motionless In White fans, get Officer Peppercorn and some PCP.

Pierce The Veil fans, get the Sheepcat.

Sleeping With Sirens fans, get Sam Link..

Naruto fans, grab your kunai

Bleach fans, ready your zampakuto

Homestucks get your Strife Specibus

no fucking way its the actual post

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all of them deactivated

I want to die

Miraculous Ladybug Fans, get your akumas.

time to drown in the bog of eternal stench

date of origin: 2012(?)

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

date of origin: 24th of february, 2012.

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Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
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always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

What is this

This good sir, is why you don’t bully a Superwholockian. When angered they turn into demons and have a tendency to kidnap people.

date of origin: 3rd of october, 2014.

i love how tumblr is a bunch of really intellectual activists who understand politics, religion, sexuality, and literature better than most of the human population

but put an exceptionally attractive British man in front of them and everyone is reduced to 

ALKSDJFLADSJFLJASLDJF;KSADJFLJSDLKFJS

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FACE SIR

UNF UNF UNF UNF GET NAKED IN MY BED NOW

THE NOISE I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN

well, when you put it that way … I should be ashamed.

but I’m not.

PANTS.

date of origin: 2012.

I remember when tumblr was full of intellectual and passionate activists that had a pretty good comprehension of their respective subjects waay back in 2011. But now it’s full of people who refuse to take in new information. They refuse to grow anymore because they think that where they’re at intellectually is it, that they don’t need anymore info. They’re more hateful and violent than they ever have been and it’s getting worse. The worst bit of it is they’re no longer helping anyone, not even their own communities. What has happened to the community as a whole is just sad. Soul crushingly sad.

date of origin: 2020

I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.

date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.

aka, a comprehensive observation of oncie’s ass and hips

it’s okay i don’t know either

((the first one GOD YES))

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its so hypnotizing

OBEY THE ASS

date of origin: 8th of june, 2012.

REBLOG IF YOU WERE BORN IN THE WRONG COUNTRY.

I wish I was born here:
I swear if I had a British accent I would never shut up.
More Laughs Here.

I love being Canadian but this.

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i fucking wish i was british

and i was also born in the wrong year, i shouldve been born in 1993 so ill be old enough for 1D lol

“Oh-ho-ho, you had your chance. Maybe next time you’ll think twice about throwing my tea into the harbor.”

date of origin: 2012

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BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

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date of origin: 6th of september, 2014.