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Broken Screech Machine

@thelurkerfox

hi! my name is Lurker. ive been lurking around and decided to make a sideblog for my personal use! feel free to come talk to me! though I will prolly follow you back from the main @differencesintheworld blog, so please don't feel alarmed!
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Ummm my life is beautiful and I am loved and I can be skittish and restless and somber and lonely but I am never without hope when within me I carry what magnetizes and emphasizes peace and pleasure

They should invent a way to simultaneously read a fic read a book draw art write watch television listen to music and listen to a podcast

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"connect your contacts so you can find people you know in our app" what if i flayed myself in front of you

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There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

1. Power move. 

2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels? 

I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.

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Always get the itemized list, babes. ALWAYS.

Not just for medical either. Ever got smacked with a huge ass fee for "damages" when you move out of an apartment that not just eats your security deposit but tries to take an arm and a leg as well.

Ask for the itemized list, you will be surprised how fast they come back with a "huh, that's weird, I can't seem to find where these damages are coming from" and let that shit go.

People WILL try to screw you on all kinds of routine and mundane shit. Don't let them.

And thus it starts.

Day 1: Carnival

A take on his ringmaster outfit with more sheer bodysuit energy.

[Image Description: a drawing of molly from the hips up posed with one arm stretched up in front of his face, fingers gesturing upward. one red eye can be seen behind his arm. he is wearing a detailed purple bodice with peacock feather embroidery in blue and gold. he is also wearing tight navy blue tight pants and a purple and navy short cloak with golden tassels hanging around his chest. he is wearing gloves that attack at his middle finger and go down to his elbow with green and gold detailing. End Description]