I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

mystmach.bandcamp.com

Please buy my music, I need money to get out of my financial situation & out of my abusive dad’s house

Please do this, it would help me greatly, I’m not trying to get noticed, I just want to get away from my dad

Tink (Timbaland’s protégé) freestyles on The Breakfast Club

Tink is a 20-year-old singer-songwriter/rapper from Chicago who’s already being compared to Lauryn Hill. I can’t put my finger on it but something about her reminds me of Nicole Wray. You can watch her full interview here.

Where a mixtapr bruh

blow her the Fuck up .  we need more black female rappers . we need more black female everything . rid your self of no talent illumanit Iggy mediocre ASS .

found the best twitter 

I was angry until i read the tweets

How did they manage to find so many incorrect ways to spell feminism

This brings me happy tears

She played all the important black girls of my childhood,

Love her so much.

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

I wasn’t going to reblog this and then I saw the caption.

FACTS!!!

I get why a lot of people hate the whole princess culture aimed at little girls. There’s a hell of a lot of toxic bullshit in there.

But when I was a tiny princess, my dad used to be my royal advisor. He would come to me, and over tea we would discuss the problems of the kingdom. He would tell me that new people wanted to move to the kingdom, and ask me what we should do. Or he would tell me that the teddybears and the dolls were fighting over the enchanted forest, and ask me what to do. Basically, he took the trappings of the princess culture, and used it as a tool to teach me about leadership, civic responsibility, and compassion. 

So if you have a little princess around, consider helping her figure out how to run her kingdom. There’s no sense in telling a kid they can’t be a leader, or that they can’t wear sparkles while they do it. 

Parenting: You’re doing it right.

This whole “no secret scene after the end credits” AoU thing is either a joke, or a social psychology experiment to see how many people will stay in the theater despite having been told there would be no secret scene

i saw an opportunity and i took it

John Green's writing process

*flips a coin* ok, so, a boy, who is in love with a girl who *spins a wheel* collects secondhand journals, meet and *rolls dice* go on a cruise with the main character’s *throws dart* albino friend who likes *picks a card out of a hat* 11th century Norwegian poetry.

A+++, Would be burned by this user again.

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

House Ketchum - Created by Andrew Kwan

quick PSA:

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT purchase anything from Adore Me. They are every horror story you’ve read about. 

My roommate bought a lingerie set from their website and they gave her a discount for the first one. Then, every month, they’d give her points for a free set! She was getting all kinds of free bras. Amazing, right? Wrong. They were taking $50 out of her bank account every month, creating “points” from that money. She had apparently unknowingly become a VIP member. This is in their fine print, but she didn’t know that. 

However, that was only the beginning. She called the company, because the only way you can cancel a VIP membership is over the phone. When she told them she wanted to cancel her membership, they hung up on her. This happened more than once. She finally went around the company and cancelled her debit card entirely, and the bank sent her a new card with a new number. 

Within a week of receiving this new card, the company started billing her for her membership. She did not put any of the new card’s information into this website. 

Please don’t shop at Adore Me.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooost

I wish none of you were sad

A Capybara Among Guinea Pigs

the King rests among his citizens

all is well

boop.

You not boop the snoot, the snoot boop you.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA