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i love when flowers close in the evening like good night girl i love you sleep tight

Hello Phoenix Wright Nation today I bring you. Phoenix Wright. Tomorrow? Probably also…also that.

"doesnt israel have a right to exist too??" well its an apartheid ethnostate so no

"what about the people dont the PEOPLE have a right to exist??" yes! they do! however, they do not have a right to an apartheid ethnostate

"what about the holocaust survivors in israel dont they-" yes they have a right to exist too, however surviving one genocide does not give you the right to commit another, nor does it give you the right to an apartheid ethnostate

coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human

oh, the Red Robe's lair in a cave outside of Phandalin? you mean the Build A Barry Workshop?

With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.

*choking gurgling blood dripping from my nose choking and gurlging on the blood pouring out of my nose*

Reviews are in! Reviews are glowingly positive! Reviews are glowing like the cloud we All Hail.

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

was told to straighten my posture and align my heels. i now stand corrected

the reviews are in

This was the last episode of the first season of The Twilight Zone and they never dared to do anything as fucking funny as this again.

wait can i get earnest for a second. about ferris bueller’s day off

okay so like obviously this is an iconic enduring throuple movie and everything but even completely outside of that one of the things i really enjoy about the dynamic of the three leads is that cameron truly never actually feels like a third wheel, and that’s absolutely never a point of contention in the story at all. there’s no conflict, no jealousy, no possessiveness, hardly any genuine embarrassment between the three of them. ferris and sloane love cameron just as much as they love each other; the only thing they do that they don’t do with him is kiss on the mouth. ferris and sloane have the best lives of anyone at their school, they’re beautiful and popular and have the whole world on their side, and they want to hang out with cameron. they want to take him places and show him things and cheer him up when he’s mopey. of the few times ferris appears to display real fear or concern, most of them are for cameron. i don’t know. there’s just something very warm and comforting about the depiction of friendship in this film and i love it a lot. this movie is really important to me

I haven’t dabbled with Fakemon design for a while, but I have Thoughts about a starter trio based out of a Canada region.

Grass starter is a trout wearing a coat of moss and kelp which evolves into a Grass/Ghost sabre-toothed salmon. It’s also based on the fur-bearing trout, a hoax from American and Canadian folklore.

Water starter is a sphynx cat that loves water and getting baths. It evolves into a Water/Fairy alien, based partly on Canadian alien sightings and the Toronto Tunnel Monster, which was spotted in a sewer below Cabbagetown.

Fire starter is a lamb (?) with a coat of smoke. It becomes more obviously a wolf as it evolves, finally turning into a Fire/Poison wolf based on the loup-garou, the quebecois werewolf.

All three share a theme of being based on myths, hoaxes, and urban legends.

The game is split into two regions, and the region you start in depends on which version of the game you’re playing, with the other region being post-game content. One region is eastern Canada (Ontario, Quebec, the maritimes), and the other is western Canada (Alberta, Saskatchewan, B.C., and the Yukon).

Keeping with the theme of myths and hoaxes and urban legends, the box legendaries are based on the giant squid for the eastern region (the first biological evidence of the giant squid was identified off the coast of Newfoundland), and the spirit bear for the western region (based on the Kermode bear, which is unique to British Columbia), with the player character having the quest of proving the Pokémon’s existence to the scientific community.

The pseudo-legendary is a moose that evolves into a plesiosaur, because most sightings of Ogopogo and Manipogo are misattributed moose sightings.

There’s also a Sasquatch Pokémon who can never be caught.

The most horrible thing I ever have seen

Was the Jesus H. Christ Crucifixion Machine

All gears, wires and springs, with a silvery gloss

Made just to affix the one guy to a cross!

The spinners were whirring with whirrious whirs

As Jesus H. Christ was stripped of his fur

From his head to his paws, it skinned him right bare

And then the shackles shick-shackled him here, here, and there!

The spinners splaglinnered and up he was lifted

His arms were held out and his body was shifted

And when Mr. Christ had been pinned in his place

The machines niller-nailer rose up past his face

It shot nails in his hands! It shot nails in his feet!

It shot nails in the fleshy H. Christy's meat!

The 'cifixion Machine had done its work quick

And so goes the story of Christ on a stick

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just played a chess game against death, poor fucker kept losing. at a certain point i saw him crying so we switched it up to checkers. hes still not beating me but hes not crying anymore so thats nice

Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

Two limits! You can have a maximum of 4,096,000 characters in 1 [one] tumblr post. I would work out how many combinations this is, but 26^6,000 is already considered to be "Infinity" by most calculators, and a program I wrote threw an error code.

26^95,000 is already over 134,000 characters long - which would take 33 different text blocks to convey via tumblr. Whenever somebody says we're running out of posts, don't forget that tumblr is needlessly designed for MASSIVE amounts of information [no matter how detrimental it may be for mobile phones].

There are SOME works of fanfiction which are lengthy enough that you couldn't fit the whole thing into one tumblr post, but this is enough to fit Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy in it about 14 times over.

Don't hide that in the tags

Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

This is beautiful

THATS SO SWEET

Important reminder of the design philosophy behind Undertale.

Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

SARAH Z SHOWED HBOMBERGUY MY POST ABOUT HIM????

Certified Death Note heritage post