It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

I DIDNT KNOW EITHER!!

We got another one

sourdough really do be like that

As someone who worked in a bakery for almost 6 years, CAN CONFIRM, baking bread/cake will TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE, because it’s actually really fun, and a great stress relever. Working bread dough is a great upper body workout, and when you’re done, you have fantastic, home made bread to enjoy. WIN-WIN.

this was the glass jar guy verbatim

I'm afraid to ask.. what happened? 😬

Are you fucking kidding me

Have some more screen caps, courtesy of @aita_reddit

Fuck this is so disgusting

This post is a fucking Pandora's box of awful

Oh my God. This gets worse every time I see it!

This is why I live alone. I don’t want to be remembered as a murderer, and I’d kill each and every one of these jerks.

It’s so interesting to see these men carefully plan and go out of their way to ruin something harmless and fun, like put real effort into it, and then go “it’s just [x]”

Like if it was JUST socks or an app or a blanket or some jars, why did it BOTHER you so much? 

Because it was a symbol of your s/o not being entirely dependent on you, on getting happiness outside of you, of being their own human with their own feelings. And you KNOW that deep down, or else you wouldn’t have gone to such effort to sabotage it.

Every single one of these stories makes me want to THROW UP. I would literally CUT MY HUSBAND’S DICK OFF AND FEED IT TO HIM if he ever pulled some childish-ass, petty-ass, bullshit as this. 💢😡🔪

No offense but when are these takes trying to provide some “defense” for bullying because the objects of the bullying were “too weird” going to stop. Like people don’t usually develop these kinds of “strange” or anti-social behaviors in a vacuum anyways. I knew a girl in middle school who did the growling thing and she had been bullied since the 3rd grade, long before she got into anime. She did the growling thing because kids would physically harass her and teachers wouldn’t do anything about it, but they stopped when she started doing that. She told me it was easier to stomach getting made fun of for doing “weird” things/having “weird” interests than it was to have inherit facts about herself mocked.  

Like I know some Anime Kids in school were invariably dicks but you still can’t ultimately use odd or “cringy” behavior to justify the cruel choices of other people to mock and torment others. So many of these kids have tons of trauma from being mocked just for having a particular interest or sense of style. Was a kid wearing a raccoon tail to school because they thought it was fun and cute really worth mocking them to the point of self-hatred? If kids were getting bullied to the point of tears in this year because they liked to do Fornite Dances in the lunchroom would you think it’s funny and that the kids deserve bullying for being weird? 

And this shit was also just like an excuse to even more safely pick on people who were already on the ‘to-bully’ list. Think about how many people from this group were fat or not white or gay or neurodivergent and how that played into how they were ostracized in the first place. A lot of these kids would’ve gotten bullied even if they weren’t into anime/doing These Particular Weird Things because that’s what bullies do. That’s what bullies were doing before they “got into weird stuff” and it’s what they would’ve continued doing. Stop trying to make it a funny joke that people decided to traumatize their classmates because their classmates tried to commit the crime of having “abnormal” fun or having “abnormal” ways of dealing with harassment. 

“y’all got bullied for this other reason” 

great, you still shouldn’t have bullied these kids. the magical mystical reason behind it doesn’t change the fact there was bullying.

also making peculiar noises, movements or over-imitating special niche interest behaviors are all characteristics that could be symptoms of neurodiversity.

“we didn’t bully jack for his weird interest, just because we’re ableist” is a more accurate picture, at this point.

It’s almost as if all “reasons” people cite for bullying are just excuses for: “We just wanted to be jerks and feel superior by hurting someone.”

Reblogging againnnnn

fuck any and all bullying apologism, now and forever. Do not. Do Not

I didn’t get bullied for liking anime, or being the quiet kid, or being the fat kid, I got bullied because some SNOT NOSED SHITHEAD thought it was fun to bully me and nobody called him out on his bullshit and made him stop. There was nothing about me that invited a bully to tease me relentlessly. I never said anything to anyone. He just thought it would be fun, and nobody stopped him. Until I broke his nose with my fist and told him to leave me the fuck alone, because God knows no Adults had helped me. There is NEVER any excuse that will justify bullying. NEVER EVER EVER.

I always wondered what bakugou would think, what he would look like when he saw deku fights. Like when deku gives his all just to protect someone and.. this chapter showed it. This chapter showed bakugou's pov.

Bakugou is worried and afraid because of Deku's Selflessness.

Bakugou knows because he's been there. He knows because he saw.

How pure deku's heart is...

And how deku would do anything to save....

Even if it destroys him...

FUCKING THANK YOU.

more bnha animals.
( IIda; Horse/ Uraraka; Hamster/ Midoriya; Rabbit/ Shoto; Cat/ Tusyu; Frog/ Kirishima; Saltwater Crocodile/ Tetsutetsu; Freshwater Crocodile/ Aizawa; Panther/ Present Mic; Cockatoo/ Bakugo; Tasmanian Devil/ Shoji; Octopus/ Koda; Tortoise/ Monoma; Fox/ Kendo; Red-Shanked Douc/ Denki; Fennec Fox/ Sero; Maned Wolf/ Shigaraki; Rat/ Dabi; Cat/ Toga; Vampire Bat/ Momo; Swan/ Jiro; Honduran white Bat/ Ojiro; Macaque).

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Never related to anything more

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

This post is the meaning of Life.

Where’s the Ant Man “what the hell happened here” GIF

This is one of the funniest bnha things I've seen because it's TRUE

If they had American names

Sometimes, an emo bird needs a little help with admitting his feelings.

Dark Shadow is a part of Tokoyami’s body, so he’s always there. Plus, he has a mind of his own. So I always figured he was privy to things Tokoyami wouldn’t admit to.

Note: “Fumi” is just Fumikage (Tokoyami’s first name) shortened. I kinda HC it as Dark Shadow’s affectionate nickname for him.

“what purpose does our strength serve?” or, what Bakugou Katsuki learned from Endeavor

hey guys! so in chapter 252 of BnHA, Bakugou finally settled on a hero name! this is a pretty big deal because, as a certain MIA and hopefully-not-deceased human embodiment of a 2012 Lana Del Rey single once put it,

so, you know, no big. it’s only the culmination of basically his entire redemption arc. it’s not like I’m obsessed with it or anything. it’s not like I’ve written multiple essays about it, and am about to write another 4,000 word post analyzing everything that’s led us to this point, and everything that happened in the most recent arc that led to this epiphany of his, and my reasoning for what I think the name is most likely going to be.

and obviously all of that is just lies on top of lies because that’s exactly what I fucking did.

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Great essay and lots of things to unpack in this. 

I definitely feel that Bakugou becoming more outward looking and having to watch Endeavor’s past choices still affecting his family decades down the line was an important part of this arc. And it was brilliant that it happened after Bakugou and Todoroki have become friends (even if the little goblin denies it), which means the caring factor is there. It’s not just a bunch of “extras”; it’s his friend’s family. He’s watching closely, and what he sees makes him extremely uncomfortable.

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I really love this analysis, @makeste! I’m a huge sucker for Bakugou and this shit is choice.

That said, I do have one thing to add/clarify in your post - namely, that we know exactly why Bakugou became so obsessed with strength. In fact, I’d argue that it’s central to one of the main themes of the manga, with Bakugou and izuku - as usual - being the flagship characters who demonstrate this theme.

That theme is hero society, and how it messes people up.

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Reblogging for this great addition. 

Also, I’m so glad you said this @lymmea: 

I thought I was the only one who was bothered by this - but basically both All Might and Izuku seem to have internalized this concept that quirkless people cannot be heroes. Izuku’s story so far is about lifting himself up, it’s about even pulling fellow heroes with him - but his story leaves all quirkless people behind. Izuku succeeds because he is handed the strongest quirk.

I’d love to see the narrative to explore more this area of how quirks are equated with worth and capacity to become a hero. And it feels like it will, because it cannot be an accident that the first line of the Manga is “People are not created equal.”

(I’m almost wondering if those quirk-erasing bullets will come back in play in the upcoming battle against the LoV. I could see Bakugou getting hit and having to experience quirklessness [temporarily], also to learn that the strength of his character, his drive, his tenacity to succeed are not tied to his quirk. I’d actually love him to end up being an advocate for the quirkless as part of his redemption arc).

Todoroki and All Might - an underrated relationship...

…that I want more of…

long essay under the cut.

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I kinda went ham in the replies

i deserve to be called baby bc im baby, thank u for coming to my ted talk

Satan: *suck* Ew, gross. Roarin’ Waters

Current Mood: Beyoncé in Destiny’s Child’s “Soldier” video

I was in 8th grade wanting a thug at only 13 years old.

13 year old me:

human instincts

THE FLOOR IS LAVA

No stepping on CRACKS

Scrape the carpet with your toes

Click tongs before use

SNOOZE BUTTON

Clean bedsheets right after a shower

Warm clothes from the dryer

Hands dive into pockets when nervous

*Ice maker dumps at 3am in dark quiet house*. IMMEDIATELY WIDE AWAKE IN PANIC

Boop ALL the Snoots/Baby talk to animals

Walk into room, immediately forget why

Chicken noodle soup when sick

Home sick from school, THE PRICE IS RIGHT

Won’t you be my neighbor?

HAPPY LITTLE TREES

Recite all lyrics to “Mr. Brightside”

“Did I lock that door?”

No dangling feet in case of monster under bed

I think it was before I started posting story concepts on tumblr but I had an old concept called ‘apocalyptia’ which was a dark comedy about a world where every apocalypse movie premise happened simultaneously

The big joke was that all these HUGE disasters cancelled each other out. A bunch of shit flooding kept the zombies contained. The super intelligent apes stopped global warming. The leather-clad motorcycle murder gangs intimidate the alien invaders.

Everything sucks in like 8 overlapping ways but it’s just become the norm at this point. There’s a guy named Cannibal Jack that people trust to cook for them for some reason.

The main character is a recluse with a shotgun who just wants to sit in her shack and give cynical advice to passing young people, but unfortunately, her younger brother and only surviving family member is a conman with his fingers in every stupid decision being made within a ten mile radius

The brother’s name is Sal, which is short for SOMETHING but he changes his answer every time. He seems to think this qualifies as an alias, and bizarrely, it usually works. Notable ‘definitely Sal’s real name’ options include Salt, Salmon, Salamander, and Salad.

His sister’s name is Marian, occasionally called Misery Marian. It is a running joke that young characters think this is a reference to her bad attitude, but anyone who actually CALLS her that is clearly terrified of her for some unspecified reason.

Sal’s got an on-again off-again business partner by the name of Kent Bardsley, who is just…. SO irresponsibly horny. Sal’s motivation is money, but Kent’s is sex. He keeps getting run out of town for sleeping with important people’s wives. He’s an idiot, but he’s not a conman like Sal, he just helps him with his schemes as an in to towns so he can visit his assortment of fuckbuddies.

The joke of Kent’s character is that the ‘apocalypse’ he’s part of is conservative scaremongering about sexual freedom destroying society. He gets a last name because while Sal calls him Kenny, Marian calls him ‘Bardsley’ with deep contempt.

The fuck types of our characters so far:

Marian: fuck off

Sal: fuck you, pay me

Kent: fuck me

Cannibal Jack: what the fuck

There’s an alien named Glipix who is investigating why the invasion failed and her analysis tends to boil down to ‘damn bitch you really live like this?’

Kent is really into her but his flirting goes right over her head. Marian’s the only one she respects anyways.

Kent: Hey, you looking to get those eggs fertilized, beautiful?

Glipix: What pollinators are operating on this horrible planet? Did you see one? I need to speak with them if you did.

Kent: uh

I have a mental image for a TV opening where it’s Marian at like.  12.  watching some apocalypse happen through a window and saying “The world ended when I was a girl…” in a really serious tone, and then it pans out to show like 6 other apocalypses happening and her voice turns sarcastic and she says “about thirty fucking times, actually.”

Alright here’s more content for you guys:

—Marian is 46 and spent her 20s and early 30s as a mad max style motorcycle gang member. ‘Misery Marian’ was her moniker while she was LEADING one of these gangs.

—Sal and Kent are somehow unaware of this.

—Sal’s apocalypse is capitalism. Also Godzilla.

—I’m not kidding about that, Sal and Marian’s parents were killed by a giant dinosaur that still sometimes shows up to bother Sal.

i’m in love with this

Please for the love of god write this book so i can do fanfiction of the characters in already in love with

START A KICKSTARTER!! WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS??

Please throw. (press play to hear sweet, pleading mews)

*quietly*: “Mmm.....mom...”

*little touch*: “Mom!”

MY HEART. FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING PLEASE UNMUTE