IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A DATE ON THIS POST! I HAVE TO KNOW WHEN!

Its Sept 24

Thank

Tell me a soft memory

My oldest brother is 10 years older than me.

When I was in first grade, he took me shopping for new school clothes — which was huge because, as the youngest of six kids, I lived in hand-me-downs.

He bought me a little navy blue, polka dot dress with a Peter Pan collar and red alphabet buttons. But, on picture day, I lost one of the buttons on the playground. I had a total meltdown because my brother spent his own money to make sure I had this new dress and I ruined it. I was a mess, totally inconsolable.

My teacher was also the mom of one of my brother’s best friends. She told him, and he, my brother and the entire football team searched the playground after practice for my lost button. Which they actually found.

My brother sewed the button back on himself in the car all while trying to explain that he wouldn’t have been mad even if I did lose it.

It was just a button and a dress.

But I did have one of those little red alphabet buttons sewn into my wedding dress.

we slidin

At that point he’s a passenger too

i the snail.

everybody here is perfect

I have never seen a happier snail omg

Life imitates art

THOSE CATS ARE IMMORTAL

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

What kind of frog can consume a whole person??

ah fuck

moths started eating the post guys sorry

*daffy duck voice* penith deliriouth

Zuzu City isn’t prepared for The Pelicans… or Sebastian in demonia boots.

a cozy home in the mountains with a window seat where you can drink something warm and watch as the leaves change into an array of red, orange, and yellow

Let gay/bi men and bi women talk about their attraction to men in LGBT spaces without people saying that men are awful and it sucks to be attracted to them. Let bi men talk about their attraction to women in LGBT spaces without people saying that men’s attraction to women is disgusting. Let men and people who like men exist in LGBT spaces without being attacked by sexist assholes.

Also let trans guys and trans mascs ENJOY being men!! It sucks to finally figure yourself out to only be told you’re devilspawn and what’s wrong with the world immediately after stating your identity *ESPECIALLY in supposedly LGBTQIA safe spaces*

Hop along, little froglets! 

jigsaw trap glitches out midway through & he has to come in with a bunch of tools and reset the whole thing. "sorry about that, should be good now"

Jigsaw is super apologetic throughout the whole thing but the victim has worked retail so theyre like “no don’t worry, take your time. i understand”

you’ve just described what it’s like to work in an escape room

well folks we’re ✨thriving✨