The Adventures of a useless Adult

people who read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell 

Them details ❤️💖💕

Left click for high quality. Brush used for this one

★ T E A M   C O C K R O A C H ★

Tell me I’m a bad man, kick me like a stray. Tell me I’m an angel, take this to my grave.

Okay, Karen. You want me to get down? Then come up here and get me yourself

Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh

TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

*soft dad snickers*