The Loa

“[Groff is] on his way to jump aboard the Tardis in a mysterious and exciting guest role” -the BBC

**Shots of the Episode**

Raised By Wolves (2020)

Season 1, Episode 1: “Raised By Wolves” (2020) Director: Ridley Scott Cinematographer: Dariusz Wolski

hey pig

“Skippy” as Asta the Wire Fox Terrier in THE THIN MAN (1934) dir. W.S. Van Dyke

the truman show dir. peter weir

this is what dating an instgram influencer must be like

People are starting to put out hummingbird feeders, y’all know what that means

The plauge doctors are returning, nature is healing

I’m just gonna sit over here and cry.  

"woman"? no, you misheard. i'm an omen.

i don't identify as "male" or "female", i identify as a warning

Hereditary (2018) / Midsommar (2019)

fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

some idiot advisor: I can’t believe his majesty lets his boytoy attend these council meetings, it’s an insult to the noble institutions that uphold our nation, it’s an outrage—

a somewhat smarter advisor: you’re just mad bc he pointed out how dumb your naval attack strategy and no one laughed when you made a mean joke about him

Boytoy has gone from a top fighter who was well respected but in constant danger to wearing silks and eating grapes on daises. That fucked up rotator cuff was the best thing to ever happen to him

Bonus points: at least half the other concubines are experts in assorted fields, the monarch brings them to relevant meetings to both play up a reputation for frivolity, and make sure at least one person there doesn’t have an outside agenda.

my harem? 

did you mean: my chief strategic advisors

This is basically Captive Prince