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Jake & Amy + TV Tropes (insp)

#cinematic parallels (suggested by @storyinmyeyes)

Peraltiago + relationship tropes

Richie introduced Eddie to aftercare. It was the first time anyone had ever taken care of him after sex, and at first, Eddie panicked when Richie jumped out of bed almost immediately after they’d finish. But his heart relaxed when Richie walked back into the bedroom 30 seconds later with a wet washcloth and a glass of water. Without speaking, as if it were entirely normal (which it was to Richie, but not yet to Eddie), Richie proceeded to wipe Eddie down as Eddie drank the water given to him. Richie placed tender kisses on clean skin as he went along, humming a tune Eddie didn’t recognize but loved none the less. When Eddie finished re-hydrating, Richie asked him how his muscles felt. “A little sore.” Eddie answered, and without further questions, Richie picked Eddie up bridal style and carried him to the bathroom. He sat Eddie down on the sink and began running a bath. He kept himself close to Eddie, never leaving the room for more than a minute at a time. He brought in various products and asked Eddie to pick which ones smelt the nicest. After Eddie picked out two, Richie added them to the water, which lathered up and filled the room with the smell of lavender and vanilla. Once the bath was full, Richie sat Eddie into it and climbed in behind him, pulling him against his chest and kissing the back of his neck. Eddie was so overwhelmed with the feeling of being loved and cared for that he bawled into Richie’s chest. Happy tears. Thankful tears. Tears that solidified what he’d already known; Richie was the one.

Do not support Adam (2018)

I recently heard the news that Adam by Ariel Schrag will be getting a movie. I read the book myself about a year and a half ago and I cannot stress enough just how problematic it is.

Adam goes to New York to stay with his lesbian sister for the summer, and while he’s there he meets trans men who consider themselves lesbians. At a party he meets a lesbian he thinks is pretty and in order to get into a relationship with her he lies and tells her he’s a pre transition trans man. Let’s make a list of some of the highlights from the book, shall we?

An underage cishet boy lying about being an adult trans man in order to trick a lesbian into dating him!

A scene in which he actually rapes her!

The lesbian in question becomes attracted to cis men making Adam, essentially, conversion therapy!

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

update:

He did her right

“he”?

confirmed

“Audrey should suffer consequences-” Mal love-drugged Ben and its apparently public knowledge she did it to take over the kingdom and yet everyone’s fine with it and Mal hasn’t suffered once for that, but of course you want someone to suffer consequences now three movies in when it happens to be the WOC.

based on this picture of carlos listening to jay and gil flirt by the berry bush,,,,, i wrote a jealous!carlos fic and posted it on ao3

you can read it here 

title: the smile i can’t replace

rating: t

pairing: jay/carlos

So now everyone loves Audrey and hates Ben, huh? Yeah yeah, he should've apologized to Audrey, but it's not like she was innocent either. She owed to both Ben AND MAL an apology since the first movie, and just like Bal, she only realized it in the third. If they were wrong, so was she. You guys need to stop trying to make up excuses for her actions, she's just a spoiled brat who can't take a "no".

First off: She was a bitch to Ben in the first movie. Treated him like nothing but a means to an end. It was clear that she didn't care about him, she was only interested in being a queen. Belle called her selfish, didn't she? I wonder why. I mean, it's not like Audrey would prefer to see Ben unhappy just so she could have a crown instead of letting him be happy with someone who actually loves him, right?

As far as I know (I did not read the books because I can't find them where I live, but a friend told me a few things, correct me if I'm wrong), Ben wanted to breakup with Audrey before Mal's spell, she was the one who kept avoiding it. And it's easy to notice that he seems uncomfortable with her.

As his girlfriend pretty much since they were born, she should've supported his decision to bring the vks, even though she thought it was a bad idea. At least give his dream a chance. He was trying to do something nice. Doug seemed very supportive, for example. She just seemed like a terrible girlfriend and friend.

Immediately after Ben sang for Mal, Audrey kissed Chad in front of everyone. He was under a damn spell, it's obvious. It's not possible that she actually thought her boyfriend would sing a song about being in love with a girl (A VILLAIN KID) he just met in front of the whole school for no reason, she can't be that dumb. If they knew each other their whole lives, shouldn't she be able to tell if something was wrong? Ok, it's a disney movie, I know. My point is, he wasn't himself when he did it, but she was fine. She was perfectly aware of everything, and she still kissed Chad. Honestly, if i was Ben, i wouldn't have apologized either. I'd be like "this bitch, I'm under a spell and she just found herself someone else in 3 minutes?".

You know what I would do if I was in Audrey's position? I would drag him with me to somewhere private and ask why the hell he did what he did. And, on doing so, I would probably be able to tell that he wasn't acting like himself, and I would've realized that Mal did something to him. I would definitely NOT kiss his friend in front of everyone. She was as wrong as he was, the difference is that he had an excuse. I don't think Ben would kiss someone else just to get back at her like that.

She was a bully before Mal even stole her boyfriend, and she did not seem to feel sorry about it. She was not open to give the vks a chance. I thought nice people were not supposed to judge a book by its cover.

During the family day, Mal was being nice. Audrey was the one who ruined the day. I get it, truly. She hated Mal for what she did, can't blame Audrey for it. But Mal tried to apologize to queen Leah, and the AKs treated her like she was wrong. Jesus, Mal was not the one who tried to kill Aurora, and she was going to apologize anyway. Is that what she gets for trying? Seriously? And after that, Audrey even had the nerve to look at Ben as if that situation was HIS fault, like he was wrong, when he wasn't. At that moment, what was he guilty for? Giving a chance to kids who never did anything wrong? Being under a love spell? If everyone treated the vks with respect, like Ben did, a lot could have been avoided.

Later, Mal saves everyone from her mother and Audrey does what? This

It was like all was forgiven. But she was just being the fake ass bitch she is. Acted like everything was okay, and then changed her style completely to try to get Ben back? She does not give a damn about him, she just wants to be queen. And she was perfectly fine with ruining Ben's relationship and happiness to get what she wanted. Is she really any different from Mal, the person she judged so much? At least Mal was not intentionally trying to hurt Audrey and Ben, and she was feeling bad about the spell.

Audrey could've handled things differently, just like Ben could've. The difference lays on the fact that Ben also never intended to hurt her, and he would not go mad and try to destroy Auradon. Mal broke up with him over a damn note, and did he do anything bad? No. He went after her to do what? EXACTLY WHAT I SAID I WOULD'VE DONE IF I WAS AUDREY, talk. He talked to her, tried to understand what happened and make things right. And after being rejected, he was going to let her go despite what he was feeling because he thought that was what she wanted. He's not selfish like someone else we know...

Ben said to Uma in D2 that he never stopped to think about how the kids he did not pick would feel. And I could tell that he was feeling sorry for it. I think the same thing happened to Audrey. She smiled to Mal after the coronation. Maybe he thought everything was fine (just like I did). I think it's clear that he does not really think things through.

I'm not saying that he was right. And I still think that queen Leah is the real villain. But Audrey was raised having classes on how to be good, and lived among nice people. She was supposed to know better. Mal was raised on the wrong side of the tracks and trained to be evil and did she move forward with her mother's plan? No.

The important thing is, Audrey, Ben and Mal are okay now (or is Audrey pretending again? once a fake bitch, always a fake bitch. Jk, I like her)

And she looks super cute with Harry.

Jayvie tropes + Descendants 3

Can we take a sec to talk about China’s physicality for Uma?

It’s most prevalent in her first scene back in D3, but you can also see it throughout D2 and a couple other times in D2.

She walks like she’s swimming.

Very fluid motions, arms moving with the body. Thats a CHOICE to bring a sea witch to life and THAT is one of the reasons China is effing awesome!

okay okay okay okay.

lets talk about that ending, shall we. lets dive right in

SO. nice lil cute disney happy ever after ending, congrats. bUt. i have some thoughts and concerns.

thought: why is carlos so willing to return to the isle / have the barrier open when his mother literally abused him for the majority of his life? why is he so okay with it, as well as the possibility of introducing jane (and dude) to his mother? SHE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT HIM! THIS ISN’T NEW NEWS. why is he not scrambling to get a restraining order on her so she can’t get anywhere near him or his friends/animals? that’s the first thing that should’ve happened.

thought: why are the core four so excited to run across the bridge to see their parents? they were all abused and manipulated their entire lives! it doesn’t make any sense to me....

concern: THERE ARE NO SCREENING PROCESSES???? they’re just letting whomever into auradon without screening them. like, of course the villains are going to have shit on them, but as we’ve learned, villains are redeemable people. they’re gonna be confused as fuck when the crime / death rate goes up in a month.....

concern: there were no real reprocussions on audrey.... she just got a lil slap on the wrist for her actions. she ADMITTED that she wanted to hurt the people of auradon. like, yeah she said sorry, but sorry ain’t gonna cut it, sis. she should be required to go through remedial goodness 101, anger management classes, (and probably pay for chad’s therapy.....) like, of course she was right - to an extent. she has every right to be pissed, but to THAT EXTENT??? nOOOO.

it was a classic disney fairy tale ending where everyone lives happily ever after and i’m FULLY aware that this is meant for younger people, but i haVe QUESTIONS!!!!

it’s how you look at me when i’m not looking…. 

same energy ^ 

Descendants 3 (2019) “They’re grapes.”

Descendants 1 (2015) “Let’s just say we don’t get a lot of belly rubs.”

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