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@thelisforlucifer

🧡He/Him🧡 🇦🇷Argentina🇦🇷 🤍dms are open🤍 "I'm a musical prostitute, my dear".

all you need to know about dave grohl:

  • he wears black a lot
  • hes a cool dude
  • also a badass
  • he was in fricking nirvana dude
  • everyone loves him
  • he is always chewing gum
  • literally
  • his beard is out of this world
  • did i already mention everyone loves him

• icelandic schnapps and anal sex • too much coffee can give you heart issues • the human element • use Grammy as a doorstop • virginia is for lovers • uses the word “fucking” multiple times in one sentence • WAALRIIIIIIGHT!!!! • TWO HALF POTTTTS!

• Lives in a garage • Has a hair tucking complex • High school dropout • Pretends to be from the valley • Prefers cigarette smoke over oxygen • High school dropout • Owns literally 3 shirts • Has priorities for women’s clothing • Yes that’s a tattoo • Had a blonde phase • Had a blonde phase again • HAWKINS • Long johns are the highest form of fashion • Wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for [insert band name here] • Has selfie ocd • Just in case you forgot, dropout

  • always watching
  • same pair of doc martens for 23 years
  • his outfits feature 10 different shades of black & he doesn’t care
  • sweatbands 
  • always fucking watching
  • talks with his hands
  • can’t consume liquids without posing/putting a hand on his hip
  • sometimes he tries to wear socks
  • probably evil
  • vma moonman toilet roll holder
  • politely crosses his legs for modesty
  • still laughs for u when your joke isn’t funny

- has all hair -has all beard - has all teeth - is legit homo for Jack Black and Josh Homme - guitar playing induces hair shaking - full on broke leg legend status - almost died when Taylor almost died - don’t even fuckin bring up Mentos - Pat Smear tho - owned every award show last year - Violet is sarcasm level 10 - Harper is one to be feared. - friends with all bands you wish you were friends with - chill AF with other famous peeps - needs pizza menus to write hit songs

Kerrang! August 2005

DAVE: “IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAD TO HAVE SEX WITH A MALE ROCK STAR, WHO WOULD IT BE?” CHRIS: “Nate Mendel.” DAVE: “No, he’s got that hairy chest. It would get in the way.” TAYLOR: “Who’s a pretty man? Hmmm. What kind of sex are we talking? Can it be just a hand-job?” NATE: “You’re just making it worse for yourself here.” TAYLOR: “You’re right; maybe it is better to leave it vague. Who’s the manliest man you can think of?” NATE: “Really?You want to be on the bottom?” TAYLOR: “No, I’d want to make someone manly feel like a little girl. What about Freddie Mercury? He might show you a good time, if he wasn’t dead.” NATE: “He certainly would have made you feel at home in an odd environment. He’d say, ‘Taylor, I know this might be a little odd for you but let me show you how it works.’ I think we’d have to fight over him, Taylor.” TAYLOR: “You can keep him, I’ll take Scott Weiland. He’s skinny. I could fuck him prison-style all night.” DAVE: “I guess I’d have to go with Sting because, apparently, he can fuck all night.” CHRIS: “Really? Dude, if you’re having sex with a male rock star do you really want it to go on all night?” DAVE: “..Next question.”