50 Harry Potter Themed Asks
1. Hogwarts House?
2: Patronus?
3: Butterbeer, fire whisky, or pumpkin juice
4: Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade?
5: Favorite shop?
6: Your quidditch team?
7: Top five ships?
8: Otp?
9: Notp?
10: Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, or Durmstrang?
11: Your wand?
12: Owl, cat, or toad?
13: Character you most identify with?
14: Character you hate for no good reason?
15: Character you would bring back to life?
16: Character you just want to be happy?
17: What does amortentia smell like to you?
18: Favorite Hogwarts class?
19: Least favorite Hogwarts class?
20: Favorite professor?
21: Centaurs, mermaids, or ghosts?
22: Chocolate frogs or Bertie Bott’s?
23: Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes?
25: The Leaky Cauldron or The Three Broomsticks?
26: Lowkey ships?
27: Favorite Marauder?
28: The Knight Bus or broomstick travel?
29: Unicorns or Thestrals
30: Your go to spell?
31: Quidditch position or spectator?
32: Favorite friendship?
33: Animagus?
34: Wizarding World job?
35: Your broomstick type?
36: Dream Yule Ball date?
37: Gobstones or Wizard Chess?
38: Crookshanks or Pigwidgeon?
39: Potions expert or charms expert?
40: Favorite common room?
41: The Quibbler or The Daily Prophet?
42: Favorite of the Golden Trio?
43: Fantastic Beasts or The Cursed Child?
44: Invisibility cloak, elder wand, or resurrection stone?
45: Favorite minor character?
46: Harris or Gambon?
47: Would you apparate?
48: Favorite book?
49: Favorite movie?
50: Who would your BFF be?
ask away!!
Barty: Oh, so she doesn't know that you're madly in love with me.
Severus: I am not madly in love with you.
Barty: You're close. You will be.
Severus: I am close to hating you.
“Why do they have to travel in packs? How are you supposed to get one on their own to ask them?”
Draco: I have problems with a boy...
Bellatrix: Like his dead body won't fit in your trunk problems or you like him problems?
Draco: I like him problems.
Bellatrix: Too bad... I could have helped with the other one...
Lucius: Barty, why did you make this terrible choice?
Barty: Why? Because I believe life is for the living! I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew! And also, people were yelling, and I got confused about the rules.
Rabastan: That was Ted Tonks, right? You’re different when you talk to Tonks.
Andromeda: Don’t analyze me.
Bellatrix: About a week ago I accidentally slept with the Dark Lord.
Rodolphus: Really?
Bellatrix: Yes.
Rodolphus: You accidentally slept with the Dark Lord?
Bellatrix: Our master.
Rodolphus: Accidentally?
Bellatrix: Yes.
Rodolphus: I don’t understand. Did you trip over something?
Barty Crouch Jr.: Can we just address the elephant in the room? I know. This is weird. Mistakes were made.
Severus Snape: By you.
Barty Crouch Jr.: And people got hurt.
Lucius Malfoy: By you.
I’ll wait for the day that Rowling tells us the Black sisters were severly abused.
“Hugo, you have to understand that the girls who are annoying when you’re eleven are the most likely to be hot and wife material. That’s how I met your mother.”
- Ron Weasley (via hpconversations)
baby draco
baby draco : m-m-mo- narcissa : mommy? is that what you’re trying to say? omg lucius come here! baby draco : morsmordre narcissa : LUCIUS ! lucius : lol sorry
Severus: You're just a heartless bitch aren't you?
Bellatrix: That's just not true... I totally have a heart.
[Severus looks at her skeptically]
Bellatrix: okay its not mine, but I have one...