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Lazy Aesthetic

@thelazyaesthetic / thelazyaesthetic.tumblr.com

I appreciate art and beauty of all kinds, especially storytelling. For fun, I mostly play role-playing or video games, but I'm also an aspiring writer and dabble a bit in music. I've recently taken up Historical European Martial Arts (specifically Meyer's...
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why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

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dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

fuck a “personal bubble”, stay out of my

BLOOD CIRCLE

So glad that non-scouts can appreciate the term blood circle properly.

Funny to me to think about the whole "oh you say you don't like <insert website> but you'll gladly reblog content FROM <insert website>" as like... trade exports between nations that all a little bit don't like each other.

"Come try these grapes. They're from Tiktok." "OH Tiktok? Wonderful. They grow the best grapes. We just don't have the right terrain for them here." "I agree. Lovely grapes. Wretched country though, I'd never live there." "Oh me neither. They cancel their peasants in the town square. Speaking of, have you seen the new textiles boypussydilf is selling in the town square? Imported from Instagram!" "Oh amazing textiles, Instagram has. Wretched country though." "Absolutely wretched."

A language tip for all the french guys out there

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...That's sorted THAT out, then.

(And when you get back to wherever you're staying, the people there don't start with the "Wait, where's the rest of the one we sent you for?!")

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[ Image description:

4 purple monochrome drawings which all have the words "ADHD is like..." in the top left corner. The artist's signature (@adhd_bri) is in the bottom left corner.

Image 1: A smiling person is standing next to a wheel that has an arrow on top, their hands holding the side in preparation to spin. The wheel has the following options on its segments: Understimulation, read a book, brain fog, sweep floors, overstimulation, do dishes, lack of focus, and do laundry. A thought bubble above the person's head reads, "I want to read a book today!"

Image 2: The image is the same as before except the wheel is now spinning and the person is holding their hands together, a smile on their face.

Image 3: The wheel continues spinning. The person is now frowning while staring at the wheel.

Image 4: The wheel continues spinning. The person looks at it with the same frown and a thought bubble above their head reads, "It's not stopping..."

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