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Cool Skyrim Tip: Don't use the carriages. Yeah, they get you to whatever city you need to go to Instantly, but if you walk you'll find more Dungeons, Standing Stones, and other such land marks that can provide useful benefits like loot, skill improvements via books and things to fight, and fast travel points! Also, walking is free and the carriages cost money to use.

Just got my first Fey Mood. My carpenter grabbed some materials, commandeered the carpenter's workshop, and produced... a barrel. It menaces with spikes of pig tail, apparently. My first artifact, and it's a god damn barrel. Welp, at least it's looking like I'll make it through winter.

Propaganda:

  • Single
  • Gay (especially for Superman)
  • My father deserves him.
  • does NOT want to be my parent

ANTI-PROPAGANDA:

  • Firefox is already in a relationship with Superman
  • OSHA is both a woman (which don't exist) AND is is swagless, so sayeth OSHA herself

Unofficial Sweep! Everyone vote for unofficial-osha!

Followers: KILL

Firefox is currently winning (by a small margin) at the time of this post. Get to work, everyone! We need that OSHA sweep!

Hey if there are any new Destiny 2 players looking for a clan (a way for groups of players to coordinate things like PVP and endgame content like Raids) to join, my group is currently looking for new members. If you want to join and are able to be online at least semi-regularly, let me know and I'll send you a Clan Invite. The Clan's name is Dar'manda (yes it is a Mandalorian reference).

I am trying to work on my Skyrim alchemy skills and I am not made for this. This is not my skill. I am aware that you can't get the Purity perk until you hit level 100 but fucking hell, all I seem to do is create the most absurdly, uselessly fucked up potions imaginable. I'm like "Let's make a potion to heal me!" and then what I get is half a gallon of dubious liquid that's like "Will heal 27 hit points, deplete your stamina, clear your mortal enemy's skin, and legally change your name to Uriel Septim the Ugly."

Weirdly these potions are nonetheless quite expensive

I am BAD at alchemy

Just do this until level 100, then stock up ludicrous quantities of Fortify Enchantment ingredients, cheap jewelry (which can be gotten while grinding Smithing), and various Soul Gems to create increasingly powerful Fortify Enchantment potions and Fortify Alchemy jewelry (rings are best imo) to make disturbingly powerful enchanted gear. I believe The Spiffing Brit has a video explaining this in detail on his YT channel.

you uhh. you were NOT supposed to see that

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HORSE PLINKO

no. leave. forget what you saw here. fuck off

HORSE PLINKO

i have a broadsword you saw nothing

Horse Plinko!!! :]

oh FUCK

yall. saw. nothing.

Its Horse Plinko Monday, Everybody!!!!

it's thursday

please stop reblogging this every monday

H O R S E

P L I N K O

I'm very sure these are Not Hummingbirds. Not going to remove them from the hummingbird feeder, though, since they are A. Minding their own beesiness, and B. I d9 not wish to be stung.

I recently checked out all the the Veil Containment lore snippets, and I was really not expecting there to be so much Really Fucked Up Shit beneath Neomuna's nice, fun Retro 80's Aesthetic™. Like, there was Human Experimentation, an attempt to connect to the Veil in a way disturbingly similar to how the fucking Witness was created, and the fact that the Veil just nukes the brains of Exos and turns people into insane cultists. Even with the neon lights and bright colors, Neomuna's lore is just as dark as the rest of Destiny.

Your Inbox Says " Shout In My Direction " .

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...Honestly, I'm surprised this didn't happen sooner. Walked right into that one I guess.