joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

"papyrus doesnt know what sex is" is nothing "solid snake doesnt know what sex is" is an instant killer

nothing but respect for my ace king

Technically speaking according to Doom lore, Doomguy is qualified to become the Pope.

nothing but respect for my ace pope

“A chef’s knife is not a katana” - a slice-of-life comic between Sanji and Zoro about blades, trust, and desire to eat nashi pear 🍐

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

wonkamaxxing is a diabolical phrase but the fit goes crazy

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

Item: Skirt Wind Aid (Weighted)

I'm glad someone out there understands fashion.

Ok but for real- if yo have this problem get the stainless steel ball chain from Home Depot or something (this stuff)

And sew it into the hem of your skirts. It’s a haute couture sewing trick to keep jackets and skirts hanging right and looking crisp, Coco Chanel’s high end stuff all has it in there. It’s also a very easy aftermarket hack and since it’s stainless steel it’s machine washable.

I live near Chicago and the Windy City thing is no joke. A little bit of chain hidden in the hem and no one gets to know for sure what color my underwear is that day.

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

this makes so much more sense now???

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

gyoza👍

there's a gyoza emoji🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟

the inherent transgenderism of robots

Source: Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou

*walking around between my mutuals desks* hi how are we doing over here? you guys need anything? *leans down and peeks at your posts* oh youre doing a great job with that picture! awesome job colouring :) is he a character from the cartoon you like? ohhh its called anime? well he looks so cool you did an awesome job.

I'm sorry, but you can't hide this in the tags

#oh you’re done here? let me put it on the wall then so everyone can see it! *reblogs your post*

You’re all a delight to have

oh my god it’s laika day everyone drop what you’re doing… we honour a little dog who was sent up into space 65 years ago today. she was found as a three year old stray mongrel wandering the streets of moscow. her ability to endure hardy conditions got her chosen as the candidate for a journey she was never meant to survive. she passed away seven hours after liftoff. I hope she died dreaming of chasing rabbits up in the stars I love u laika forever and ever

Never forget, she was loved

She was not killed as an act of cruelty, or simply neglected. People cared about her, and the many space dogs who survived proves it

She was loved

great ritual for honoring Laika's memory (from another thread)

"Kill them with kindness" CORRECT!!!

knockback II? they're gonna be at half half with a major advantage in escaping

more like "kill them with kindness" WRONG! warning shot

would you rather have me switch to my fully enchanted bow capable of oneshotting a player from 50+ blocks away

is that also named kindness?

it's called Kindness 2

Concerned Ape knows what's up

HEY THIS IS FUCKING GREAT BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST GODDAM PART

DAVID LYNCH IS THE OTHER EXCEPTION AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT.

vampire gnome. if you even fucking care

I CARE SO MUCH IT HURTS A LITTLE

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

there she is!

so like idk if anybody has pointed this out yet but Undyne’s not just a fish girl.

She’s a dunkleosteus girl.

(its the teeth that give it away.)

Anyway so the dunkleosteus was an ancient predatory armored fish from the Silurian to the Devonian period, with thick bony plates all over its head. She really is an “armor fish” monster!

i wanted to take a shot at drawing her as one…. dunkledyne……

Megan thee Stallion as Death the Kid