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@thelastlohan

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you literally aren’t old in your twenties idk who decided that but it’s bullshit. youre not even an adult until youre 18, what, do you have a 4-5 year window to (legally) do shit you couldn’t even do before and then you’re old and running out of time? you’re supposed to get your the tattoos and be done going to clubs or using tinder by the age of 25? that’s insane. you like just started

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on my planet, the barbarian warmongers blorbo and scrunglo were banished to the great pits of eeby deeby by the great warrior glup shitto. and that is why, my friends, we tameranians honor the day by partaking in the ritual of the “horse plinko”.

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you kno wat trope pisses me off

waking up in the morning and having to continue my existence