Justice for Jordan Neely by Julia O Via Flickr: Demonstration: Manhattan
beautiful women named "battery power 15%" keep messaging me on my phone
What the everliving hell?
Your not friendly reminder that cops stole more monetary value then all burglaries in 2020, and that is only dwarfed by time theft by American businesses.
Helpful former homeowner.
When I say love makes us human, this is what I mean.
A Haiku:
📲 💡
🖼️ 🆔 📖 🗣️
🖥️ 📜
[Image Description: Three lines of Emoji, that can be read as: Icon Idea Image ID Read Aloud Online Poetry End Image Description]
Reminds me of an old internet poem:
< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED
The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, as such:
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH
OH I GOT ONE AS WELL
Behold, the math limerick:
((12+144+20+3*sqrt[4])/7)+5*11=9²+0
A dozen, a gross, and a score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven
is nine squared and not a bit more
Viewfinder is a mind-blowing perspective-based puzzle adventure that does things you won’t believe are possible!
the machine and the divine are the same kind of erotic because they're the same kind of perfection. btw
the machine and the divine should kiss i think
watching this with a cuban cigar gently placed between my lips
I've been reading facts on Wikipedia again, and i'm overcome with the need to terrify non-Americans with the most underrated Terrifying American Thing: TORNADOES
Due to a quirk of mountain and ocean placement, the east-central United States has a higher number of tornadoes (particularly exceptionally strong tornadoes) than any other place on Earth.
And they're so fucking scary oh my God
Reasons tornadoes are So Fucking Scary:
- they can form really suddenly and move really fast, so you have like a few minutes of warning when one happens
- their behavior is arbitrary and unpredictable. They can obliterate your house and leave your neighbor's house untouched
- the most powerful tornadoes are so strong that it's nearly impossible to even measure them because measuring equipment is straight up obliterated in those conditions, but they've been known to exceed 480 km/h wind speeds.
- please just read this wiki article it's the scariest fucking thing ever
- like with F5 tornadoes you'll see a lot of stuff about trucks, SUVs, furniture, appliances from homes like refrigerators etc being "lost/missing" and you may think to yourself "how does something that large just get 'lost' surely there's a better description of what happened"
- and well. the above article does provide the 'better' description. And it's "granulated."
- As in, "debris from many of the obliterated homes was finely granulated."
As a born and bred Alabamian, reading this is very funny when you're so desensitized to them that when you're woken up at 3 am by the sirens theres a very good chance you'll be like "if its my time its my time" and go right tf back to sleep
I mean I've been there but I contain multitudes okay
Tornados can put a 4x4 through concrete but also that siren going off right when my muffins come out of the oven is annoyingly inconvenient…
one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider
Thanks I lost mine
i lost something once
im so sorry
writing a book called celsius 26 because its the temperature at which ants are the most happy
I like to think that at least once, the Avatar cycle seemed to skip the Water Tribe—like people knew it was the water tribe’s turn, everyone was looking for them, the tests are done on all the kids, but like 60-80 years go by and no avatar until some Earth Kingdom kid shows up. People wonder if the cycle skipped a generation or what, but nothing serious was going on at that time so they shrug and move on.
It’s only many many years later that someone is researching Swampbender oral history and someone tells the story of “Ol Stinky Jess, she was a funny one, could light the swamp on fire an’ all sorts o’ shenanigans! Best catfishgator catcher in the tribe, she was” and thats literally it, she just lived a totally chill life in the swamp and nobody knew what an avatar was at the time so they just rolled with that funny gal’s odd bending ways.
Researcher, equally eager and afraid to ask: “So…so why was she called Stinky Jess?”
Cheerful Swamp Elder: “Well y’see, them gases what come out of the swamp in the real dank places, they’s as smelly as a skunkcoon’s hind end, and Stinky Jess, so the legend goes, well she were a bit of a prankster, an’ she’d find a real ripe part o’ the swamp, and then she’d whip up her wind magic an’ waft them stinky smells right into yer house and get er’body hollerin’. They say no one annoyed Stinky Jess for fear o’ being visited by her stink in the night! O’ course, Ol’ Stinky Jess also taught us that soma them gasses are flammable, on account o’ the time she sneezed durin’ a stinkup an’ set half the town on fire, an’ that’s the story o’ how our tribe learned ter harness methane and ter fireproof things even when they’s surrounded by water—”
Researcher: (scribbling notes so fast his quill is smoking)
tumblr gimmick blog that reblogs posts with the code to the exact page from the online library of babel that says the post word for word
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