Since St. Valentine was also the patron saint of the plague, let’s celebrate this year’s Valentine’s Day by VACCINATING YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

Dam it it got better

S T O P

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

NO

do grand moff tarkin.

The last one got me.

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

The Christopher Columbus statue was vandalized overnight in Providence, RI. It’s been all over my local news today.

I approve of these vandals.

Y’all I’m DYING 😂😂

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

AFTER A YEAR OF FINDING THIS ITS BACK IN MY DASH

😂😂😂 omg

HOLY shIT

are we just gonna ignore the person talking about their water breaking?

Yes

Hmmm sounds….familiar

i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that are sweet to me

petition to make it illegal for men to yell

me protecting my friends when I see ugly guys looking at them

Credit: @bizantinomarlombrado

lmaoooo

Christ

Date idea: we share a bottle of wine in our underwear and then I give you head for like an hour

You’d be my type 🦒 🚁