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If I got ahold of Joe Biden's phone I would put he/they in his Twitter bio then turn it off

Stop replying to this with "I would link Homestuck discourse! I would make a carrd! I would post Onceler stuff!" like guys. Guys. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but this won't work. Everyone will know it was a hack. But adding a they pronoun to the bio? Oh, baby, that's a toss-up. We would bear witness to three gorgeous hours of the biggest Twitter storm you have ever seen. It would be better than superhell night.

Can you explain this gap in your blog history

I was employed.

heterosexual christians in college be like: gotta marry or i will die

they wanna fuck. they gotta fuck or they will die but God put fucking behind a paywall

i learned that the ancient Egyptians used moldy bread on infected wounds and cuts in order to treat some patients, and no one understood why.

Until the year 1928, five thousand years later, modern science arrived if it was discovered by the scientist Alexander Fleming that penicillin had a great effect as an antibiotic on bacteria.

What is the relationship of bread to the subject?

When bread is left rot, it secretes a fungus called Penicillium, from which penicillin is derived, the most famous antibiotic used so far to treat bacteria known to the Egyptians 5,000 years ago.

They. They forgor

Physics meme

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

was trying to find something in google images and got side tracked when they said "look at the anime images you have!" and I was like what fucking Anime images do I have. what the hell. and it was just these two

the girls are fighting

honestly fuck the whole “your life basically ends when you turn 25/30” shit I’m so excited to be a lame ass middle aged old bitch. literally I’m so excited to use youth slang incorrectly on purpose and say shit that dates me immediately like telling stories about going to Blockbuster to pick out some movies on VHS. I can’t wait. I’m gonna become the baba yaga.

beautiful women named excessive heat warning keep messaging me

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall