Sesame Seeds
Cranberry
Pineapple
Peanut
Cashew
Pistachio
Brussel Sprouts
Cacao
Vanilla
Saffron
Kiwi
Pomegranate
exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised
[image description: white image with black text in a column down the left side that reads:
“things that fall
petals
teardrops
snowflakes
rain
stars
tides
eyelids
time
shadows
leaves
the sun
and i,
for you”]
JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.
Reblog every time it hits my Dash
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book
PART 2
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We didn’t deserve this show
LMAOOOO thank you for this thread!!!!
Local man thinks becoming a functional adult is comparable to paedophilic grooming
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i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
pussy game so strong it scared the devil
no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers.
Oh yeah, this thing!
I believe the original illustration is from an English folktale about a farmer’s wife who wards off/tricks the Devil out of her home. I’ll try to find the original source, but if I remember correctly, she offers to show him something even more terrible than he is to make him leave. You can read it as intense misogyny out of disgust, but I’ve also read it from the angle of misogyny out of fear, that here was something so powerful and beyond his control that it was terrible to him - that is, a creative power that he would never have, and never be able to equal, because the Devil cannot make anything new, just corrupt and steal what already exists.
And the best thing? This is not the only culture this shows up in. The ancient Greeks had ana syrma, a cheeky good luck charm who lifted her skirts to make a goddess laugh and ward off evil. Sheela na gigs show up in old churches around the UK and Ireland, holding open gaping vulvas. No one knows their exact origin, but their inclusion and placement on Christian churches indicates that they are meant to scare off evil. There is a Chinese legend about a city being defended by only the women who were left, and of the invading army sheepishly turning back when the women all lifted their skirts on the city walls and shaming them.
I’ve got a whole unfinished article on the historical power of the vulva exposed in anger. Maybe I should get back on that …
I love this.
what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
look at this shit
They radiate peace
capybaras are friend shaped
I love this post
This is actually a cool thing I know about!
In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.
Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.
Like puppies
Ducks
Deer
Emus
They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!
mom shaped
here are some more cute pictures of them with rats and bunnies :,)
I’m not interested in a world where men really want to watch porn but resist because they’ve been shamed; I’m interested in a world where men are raised from birth with such an unshakable understanding of women as living human beings that they are incapable of being aroused by their exploitation.
I wish. That last bit, how I wish.
You read through “Why does he do that?” and Bandcroft says something like “the non-abusive man” and then explains something that describes very few men. And then you’re forced to remember how many men happily benefit from abusive behaviors.
Like he was talking about women being able to put their foot down about housework to a non-abusive man, but he says an abuser will ignore it or make her pay. And like, it’s literally so common for a man to ignore his wife about housework that it makes its way into most media.
reading a paper on quality of life among 45-to-70-year-olds with Down syndrome:
“Individuals expressed a desire to be allowed to go to bed when they wanted to.”
:(
Imagine.
I lived in a room and board that failed the burrito test. (”If you’re not allowed to get up in the middle of the night to microwave a burrito, you live in an institution.”) No one stopped me from going to bed, but they did tell me I had to have my lights out by 10, and that I had to be out of the house by 10 the next morning. When I complained to my outpatient program that I needed more help than I was getting, they threatened me with board and care, where my cell phone would be taken away and I would lose contact with the outside world. My case manager sounded so damn smug, like he had caught me out, when he said, “if you’re really as helpless as you say, then you need to be in a board and care.” Like my only options were struggling to do things I couldn’t do, or surrendering my life to an institution.
When I tried to talk about these things with other people, they always rationalized it away. (I told my dad once that my caseworker was reading my e-mails as I wrote them, demonstrating extreme disrespect for my privacy, and he said, “Well, she’s probably making sure you don’t use the internet to goof off.” I was 22 years old.)
People tend to mock the idea that telling an adult when to go to bed, when to eat, etc., is a human rights violation, even though they would find it outrageous and absurd if anyone came into their lives to do the same thing to them.
And this is what people seem to think when they tell disabled activists we’re just not disabled enough to understand that some people really do need to be locked up and deprived of all autonomy.
This is horrible.
oh this man is living my dream
Fashion icon
Men acting pressed when their dick is made fun of as if they haven't shamed women ab everything since the dawn of time
straight up dudes will make fun of my tits being small nonstop but if i dare make a small dick joke then its all “damn women don’t know how much that hurts :/ like we’re really sensitive about it cuz society expects us to have big dicks” like really?!?! You’re gonna pull the societal expectation card with me?!?!
Also, it's men setting the standard for female AND male beauty/body goals. Men are obsessed with big dicks because their porn rotted brains make them think women want huge dicks.
When the East Area Rapist (or Golden State Killer or whatever the fuck you wanna call him- he’ll always be EARONS to me) was caught a few years ago, some of the survivors took a picture together, holding their hands like this 🤏 to mock his micro penis. This man raped around 50 women and killed over a dozen people. His final victim, an 18 year old young woman named Janelle Cruz, was raped and bludgeoned to death, beaten so badly her tooth was found in her lung. His rapes and murders went unsolved for decades. So you can imagine how fucking good it felt for those women to take that picture. To degrade HIM for a change. Welp, the EARONS subreddit lost it’s shit. They called it “body shaming.” They insisted that if male victims of a female rapist had made fun of the size of the female rapist’s breasts, everyone would be angry about it, so ~obviously~ they had a right to be angry that these women made fun of their rapist’s micro penis. When you dared to point out that the survivors were making fun of the very thing used to degrade and torture them, you were downvoted into oblivion, called every name in the book, and deemed an “evil misandrist body shamer.” Same thing happened (just with an added dash of nOt aLl MeN) when it was pointed out that his anger about his tiny little dick- the same anger being portrayed by other men right there on the subreddit- likely played a part in is hatred of women and why he began raping and killing. There were whole threads dedicated to men waxing poetic about how micro penises are a legitimate medical condition but they totally didn’t have a small dick and were just standing up for their fellow men that did. You ended up getting BANNED from the sub if you commented about his fucking baby carrot cock in a negative way. Again, this was a SERIAL KILLING RAPIST we were talking about here. This man raped young girls. He’d stack plates on husbands’ backs while he raped their wives in the other room, telling the husbands that if he heard the plates fall, he’d kill them both. He’d ransack houses, call them on the phone years and years after their attacks to psychologically torture them, and even leave them tied up for hours as he stayed silent in their house pretending he’d left, and just when the victims would start to get up to call police, he’d attack them once again. He was the definition of evil, and these pathetic pieces of shit couldn’t handle his goddamn dick being made fun of without breaking down into fucking testerical temper tantrums. It was the most blatant display of male inferiority I’ve ever seen in my life. They put themselves in the place of a serial killing rapist before they put themselves in the spot of his victims making a harmless joke. It’s fucking disgusting. Men are so goddamn pathetic it’d be hilarious if it weren’t for the fact that they’re literally the ones running the planet into the fucking ground.
I just watched this episode of mystery diagnosis and this woman complained of a persistent cough, night sweats, and weight loss. Doctors dismissed her as anorexic and basically attention seeking. Her family eventually did the same thing and said they thought she was "just depressed." I was thinking it sounded like tuberculosis because those are hallmark symptoms. Did her physicians test her, you think? Of fucking course not. But then she had this for 3 more years. Ditched the previous male doctors and found a female doctor that took another x-ray and immediately saw Hodgkin's lymphoma. One x-ray is all it took.
I'm infuriated. I found out she died not long after due to how advanced it was. Your chances of remission decrease as the cancer progresses. I honestly cried because of how many women suffer and die because of misogyny within health care. I always call out people's subtle misogyny at work but I've handled them far too delicately. I'm vowing to be even more blunt when calling them out because this is SO unacceptable and so pervasive.
How many women have died because their doctors decided they were "attention seeking," do you think?
sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch
Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.
mr krabs would’ve voted trump
Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.
Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.
Plankton would’ve voted Trump.
You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.
Bubble Bass
Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.
Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump
okay im just gonna put down my things here
- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him
- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him
- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him. Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.
- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone
- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.
- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.
- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote
- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.
- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.
- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.
- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.
Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Squid wars is a gay Clarinet player which trump is adamantly opposes too.
Things are heating up in the spongebob fandom
Porn is scientifically demonstrated to have very similar impacts on the brain as drugs do and is similarly incapacitating to people’s ability to live a normal life. Even beyond the damage it does to women, look at all the men complaining they can’t get hard or they can’t have normal intimacy with their female partners, look at all the men who waste company time watching porn on their work computer, look at everyone who develops a debilitating paraphilia that takes over their life, look at the little boys becoming rapists at 11 because of porn. Is male supremacy and the right to use women as sex dollies for entertainment so powerful that it overpowers heterosexuality and capitalism? Legalize weed and illegalize porn lol
No normal person used to choke their partner for fun 30 years ago. You’d think if it was so great and hot, everyone would have been doing it since day one, but no, that was exclusively reserved for abusive freaks on the fringes of society. But now thanks to internet porn a generation of easily led people thinks aggravated assault is sexy
ok i get the points here but people literally 3000 years ago were probably consensually choking their partners for fun lol. Kink has always existed, and it's clear that your (well-intended) argument against porn is informed by a purity myth and not just the desire to help out.
Not even ten years ago were were aware of “kink” but we called it sado-masochism and the majority of people thought it was creepy. I even remember when the general consensus was that watching porn at all was something that only desperate losers did (for context: streaming wasn’t a thing yet so the only people watching porn were thought to be weird, old men going by themselves to rent it from that one seedy room in the back of your local movie rental store.) The most pornographic things most kids/teens saw was maybe a playboy mag if they could find one by chance (they obviously wouldn’t be allowed to purchase it themselves). It might seem hard to imagine in the age of internet porn but we weren’t getting desensitized to sex before even having it for the first time, and “kink” was simply not as mainstream/widespread as it is today.
“I like to see my partner in pain and I’m totally a normal person”
No.
Does no one else remember when mild kink was something suggested to middle aged couples who had been together long enough that sex had become a little predictable? And by mild kink I mean fuzzy handcuffs, a blindfold, and a bit of roleplaying. Now there are women being choked to unconsciousness regularly, shibari is an aesthetic despite it risking health issues, and new couples are starting relationships in the context of permanent submission/domination.
Do we really consider this an improvement? Do we really not see that the people being choked, tied up, and dominated are almost always women, and the people choking, tying up, and dominating are almost always men?
The full video of both Lydia (who is amazing!) commenting and the guy attempting to lure girls here btw... just posting this because y’all worried about zip ties on your car window but this is actually how the majority of women are trafficked. They (initially) May be willingly going to these men bc they get lured in by the promise of money, luxury goods and being “spoiled” by someone who they might think is a sugar daddy, boyfriend what-ever he wants them to think.
But it’s a completely different story in reality. Apparently the comments on the guys original video have loads of young 18 year old girls saying they want in...
What the fuck is your problem with us t girls? Maybe I should shove my huge dick in your retarded autistic mouth to shut you up and then rape your pussy until you die, you fucking cis-privileged cunt.
“What the fuck is your problem with us trans girls?” the rapist says, while threatening to rape a lesbian.
“What the fuck is your problem with us trans girls?” the crossdressing man says, while calling an autistic woman slurs that specifically target her.
“What the fuck is your problem with us trans girls?” the man says, sending rape threats to a woman, making sure to use the filthiest language as possible in an attempt to remind her that she should view herself as nothing more than a toy for males like him.
You know exactly what the problem with trans women are, and you’re on that list, SIR. Try that stunt again and I’ll turn anon off, and then we’ll see just how brave you’re feeling. :)
