I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”
#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism
kestrel: i hate rained on!!
human: here is birds in water
kestrel: ……no…..
the funniest thing in arguments about economics is when someone tries to convince you cavemen were actually mini-capitalists and trading items was the free market or something so capitalism is human nature
caveman economy in shambles after grug crashes the rock market
Grug now trades in stone tablet NFTs
“wow, janice! i sure do love the Rodent Dome!”
what the fuck are those
Those are children
you are loved. on quiet days that feel meaningless, during long nights when loneliness consumes you, when you’re reminiscing and grieving the past, on good days that feel like warmth and light, always remember that you are loved.
Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].
you know what? accents are actually lovely. like you can learn all the languages in the world and you still have a part of your own with you. that’s cute
sending my love to all those who are going through a difficult time right now
❤💚💖💞💕💓💛💜💜💚💞💖💓💓💜💞❤💘💞💚💜💙💙💕💞💘💓💙❤💘💞💖💓💛❤💘💓💛💛❤💘💛💓💖💜💚💙💛💓💘💘❤💛💘💙💚💙💘💕❤💙💘💙❤💙💘💙❤💙💘💜❤💙💛💚💕💜❤💙💛💓💙💛💙💓
ppl are always like "how are you?" and it's like cant say sorry i signed an nda
come fa la gente non italiana a vivere senza bestemmie
"my child is fine" your child thinks Sicilians ain't Italian
italo-mexican alliance let's get this bread
“Robè magnet ‘sti cunfiett”
aw fuck = “I can’t believe you’ve done this”
