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Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo
This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.
Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)
oh my god.
Woman with a Necklace (2016)
Also, because it's Tumblr I have to spell everything out. Use your own personal definition of what constitutes a major versus a minor holiday
My take is that "forced diversity" in media very much isn't a real thing but there is a trend of diversity with 0 thought put into how characters' identities affect them & if it makes any fucking sense what they're doing in the story. And also everybody forgot what tokenism is
Like that thing where somebody's trying to write an oppression allegory with nonhuman races but there are also humans in it and you can't have all your humans being white so then they have like a black person calling an elf a slur or something. Why this
Every time I have to sit through a blue person explaining racism to poc because somebody didn't think very hard about their scifi/fantasy setting I just think to myself... why are they doing that
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my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive
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Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.
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its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.
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oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it
☠ goulie-girl Follow
okay like how
🦇 unsound-familiar Follow
ill kill myself over ur grave if u want
☠ goulie-girl Follow
thanks but im not looking for a roomie
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desecration potion
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potion of desecration
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great the hexbots found my post
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babe just come over to my castle
☠ goulie-girl Follow
ur hellhound scares me
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feeling cute, here's a pic of me in my cemetery 😚🦇
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Ghoul.....
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the fucking flapper refugees need to stop spamming tags, just the other day i was scrolling through the bloodbag tag and it was just fang pic after untagged fang pic
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Isn't it called Hex now? Either way yea.. You can report these kinda posts for spam here
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op the selflessie jokes died out in the 1890s everyone has a spellphone nowadays that can capture a vampire's image
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u guys are being too mean. i think she looks nice :)
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LMAOOO
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i dont want to start anything but @castlecrypttt has had the same familiar for 20 years and i dont think she ever intends to turn it...
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"i dont want to start anything" then why did you @ me you braindead fuck?? willie has been with my family for so long because its his choice. he doesnt even want to be a vampire he enjoys being a familiar. and we take care of him, we give him as many flies and spiders and rats as his little heart desires. all you snobbish vampires who look down on having familiars dont seem to realize that its not a one way relationship. he helps us with our vampire needs and in return we protect him and give him lives. he's going to live far longer than whatever his normal human lifespan wouldve been, 20 years is nothing. and hes part of the family. keep out of our business you clearly dont understand
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oh my g*d i cant believe there are still vampires on this site defending keeping familiars.
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genuine question, whats wrong with having a familiar?
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are you seriously asking me about the ethics of keeping an enthralled servant that you force into doing your bidding...
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op here, i think youre seriously misunderstanding the concept of familiars. a lot of humans would love to have the opportunity to become vampires in exchange for a few years of servitude. the issue lies in when the familiar is promised vampirism and yet never gets it. and no, vampires shouldnt be using thralls to get their familiar to do its job.
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familiar here, and no. i dont really care about becoming a vampire. that was never in the deal i had with my master. but yeah, do agree thralls shouldnt be used unless the familiar is okay with it
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if you dont want to become a vampire then whats the point of being a familiar?
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well for me its a sex thing.
"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.
“After learning my flight was detained 4 hours, I heard the announcement: if anyone in the vicinity of gate 4-A understands any Arabic, please come to the gate immediately. Well—one pauses these days. Gate 4-A was my own gate. I went there. An older woman in full traditional Palestinian dress, just like my grandma wore, was crumpled to the floor, wailing loudly. Help, said the flight service person. Talk to her. What is her problem? We told her the flight was going to be four hours late and she did this. I put my arm around her and spoke to her haltingly. Shu dow-a, shu-biduck habibti, stani stani schway, min fadlick, sho bit se-wee? The minute she heard any words she knew—however poorly used—she stopped crying. She thought our flight had been canceled entirely. She needed to be in El Paso for some major medical treatment the following day. I said no, no, we’re fine, you’ll get there, just late. Who is picking you up? Let’s call him and tell him. We called her son and I spoke with him in English. I told him I would stay with his mother until we got on the plane and would ride next to her—Southwest. She talked to him. Then we called her other sons just for the fun of it. Then we called my dad and he and she spoke for a while in Arabic and found out, of course, they had ten shared friends. Then I thought just for the heck of it why not call some Palestinian poets I know and let them chat with her. This all took up about 2 hours. She was laughing a lot by then. Telling about her life. Answering questions. She had pulled a sack of homemade mamool cookies—little powdered sugar crumbly mounds stuffed with dates and nuts—out of her bag—and was offering them to all the women at the gate. To my amazement, not a single woman declined one. It was like a sacrament. The traveler from Argentina, the traveler from California, the lovely woman from Laredo—we were all covered with the same powdered sugar. And smiling. There are no better cookies. And then the airline broke out the free beverages from huge coolers—non-alcoholic—and the two little girls from our flight, one African American, one Mexican American—ran around serving us all apple juice and lemonade, and they were covered with powdered sugar, too. And I noticed my new best friend—by now we were holding hands—had a potted plant poking out of her bag, some medicinal thing with green furry leaves. Such an old country traveling tradition. Always carry a plant. Always stay rooted to somewhere. And I looked around that gate of late and weary ones and thought, this is the world I want to live in. The shared world. Not a single person in this gate—once the crying of confusion stopped—has seemed apprehensive about any other person. They took the cookies. I wanted to hug all those other women, too. This can still happen anywhere. Not everything is lost.”
— Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.”
Good Luck Babe has to be one of the best "mad at your ex" songs of all time - right up there with You're So Vain and You Oughta Know. That bridge has the force of a curse on someone's entire bloodline
Chappell really said giving into comphet will turn The One That Got Away into a spectre that haunts you for the rest of your life and serves as a constant reminder that you'll never be truly happy if you keep living your life this way
It’s so sad that in order to get people to care about Palestine, we completely ignore the thousands of innocent men who have been killed in this genocide. We have to say “children”, or “women and children”, with slightly lower numbers, because the full death count is somehow seen as less tragic when we include men.
My heart aches for the innocent men of Palestine who have been slaughtered. You mattered just as much as anyone else. And for the men who are doing everything in their power to help their fellow Palestinians, we love and respect you. Thank you for all that you do.
drake in the studio right now
you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like
stop it i was trying to be gothic
Lower power setting, longer time. Try microwaving two slices on 30% power for two minutes, it makes a world of difference, please I am begging y'all to use the power setting on your microwave
... probably works for necromancy too, can't personally attest
probably. probably works for necromancy too?????
sure, why not? crank down the power setting on that eldritch blood circle and let the unknowable runes simmer for a while. no reason to rush a good resurrection
guys PLEASE you have to know that in chinese paimon completely cooked his ass 😭😭😭
in the first dialogue, itto says 他跟本大爷交情过命, literally "the two of us are lifelong friends"
过命 here is the "lifelong" part of it
then when paimon questions it she says 是过命还是要命？
要命 literally means "want (someone's) life", aka "want (someone) dead"
so basically paimon's telling him: “is it REALLY a lifelong friendship or does she still want you dead?”
😭😭😭😭😭
All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.
reblog to gently cup your mutual’s face and tell them they’re not as doomed as they feel
