Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

“don’t go where i can’t follow” is literally the most romantic thing anyone has ever said. it’s like. i’ll let you bring me anywhere—far from home, far from the places and people i love, so long as you stay with me. i’ll let you walk into danger and through hell, but i will not let you go where i can’t go with you. that is where i draw the line. 

mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

like specifically his lightsaber is long not qui gon himself

please

PLEASE

I FOUND HIM!!!

THE IDEAS YOU RECEIVE FROM CHEESE CANNOT SAVE YOU

don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell

my vision btw

HEY

Well, guess it’s time for Twitter refugees part 2.

Wild social media business strat though: I am going to limit the amount of content users can see on a website that makes money by trying to keep users on it as much as possible. This is a good business plan.

Update: I logged onto Twitter when I heard this news and was on for 8 minutes exactly when it hit this.

So you can hit the limit in under 10 minutes. For a social media site, a terrible business strat. Great mental health tool however.

I’m laughing so hard, this is like if Vegas said you could only play slots three times a day as their new business model. And then, unless you paid them 8 bucks, you’d have to wait a day: if you paid them 8 bucks, you can play slots for just under an hour before you go home, except 10% of those slots are just ads for the casino.

Business boy strikes again.

so true evil shadow clone

The way Nimona said transphobia is the real danger to society by having the main villain literally point a cannon at a crowd of civilians to kill a “monster” who only lashed out because that society couldn’t accept that she only wanted to be loved for who she was in all her many facets.

why is he a literal toddler

silver spoon bitch who pretends to be a genius flaunting accomplishments that seen him with money he got from his daddy that used apartheid against black people working in mines to fuel his lifestyle oh my god he is so fucking annoying atleast other billionaires with money from racism are silent or have very little presence but he feeds off of his cock sucking fans and ego being jerked for being ironic and sassy on a website he’s nearly burned to the ground bc he cant for a second admit he doesnt know what he’s doing and isn’t actually smart and is incredibly ugly and bad in bed and a failure of a human being cum stain

doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response

I regret to inform you but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life

I ONLY STARTED USING THIS SITE TODAY AND I FIND A POST WITH ME IN IT WTF

everyone watch nimona

What’s up everyone

I DIDNT BLAZE THIS MY EVIL FRIEND DID IT @sauropolis-princeps

CURSE OF RA !!!!! 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎

Lol

DIE FIEND!!!

I wish more people used Magic the Gathering's Color Pie instead of D&D's alignment all of the time.

Like, saying a character embodies the selfishness and impulsivenes of Red Black offers more depth than Chaotic Evil

It’s substantially deeper.

Cool