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@theklexor

Carey | 22 | Bi | He/Him/They/Them | Recently awakened agender

adventure time lore is insane. it starts off just being a goofy kids show that has magic for no reason, but then you learn that all magic users are manic and/or depressed (what betty calls sadness and madness). because it turns out magic is actually a cosmic force beyond mortal comprehension, that itself was learned from cosmic entities that predated the existence of time itself inside a sea of monsters. and "magic" really is just understanding more about the nature of the universe than most people. that, in a way, reality isnt "real" and understanding that allows you to mold it. and thats magic. but that drives you to insanity and/or apathy. and there are beings who hold significant cosmic importance who are more prone to magic. and the reason magic became prevalent on earth is because of a nuclear war a thousand years ago, which released the entity that represents the destruction of all life onto the world. and after a nuclear apocalypse this gave way to a new earth, where magic could thrive. but a lot of the beings we see arent even magical, theyre just mutants from what happened 1000 years ago. and humanity as we know it has been all but wiped out. but everything stays the same because cycles of war and violence continue. and it doesnt matter if its nukes or magic. everything stays the same, but still changes.

so on june 22nd, 2020, my friends and i were joking about winston stealing money and I made a joke about "overwatch coins"

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and now.................. apparently overwatch coins are a thing in overwatch 2??????

I said that because "overwatch coins" is dumb as hell. what the fuck is happening. why did i manifest this

Can you manifest me a 12 foot tall furry dragoness GF who loves short kings next? It’s also important that she thinks gaming peaked in 2007, and loves the great outdoors as much as U do. Ideally her size renders her unable to fit inside the cabin of my pickup truck, and she may or may not exceed the payload capacity of the bed at 1500 pounds, I don’t mind.

u ok?

They could be if you’d manifest that dragoness

Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?

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This one shall do nicely.

35 miles, happy 24 hours.

24 miles, 19 hours and ticking.

It's ok, take your time

Hog swill

Might take a minute.

Back on track, 20 miles ~20 hours, might need a medic.

Buddy???

Found the portal, expect my corpse to arrive in 17-20 hours.

What

What the hell

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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brother dubious

I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I'm almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I'm gonna build in there when I'm done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!

POV: You have a Minecraft server

AND WHAT ABOUT IT