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Ruh roh! Zoinks! Jinkies! Jeepers! FUCK!
being gay isn’t a choice, one day Micky Mouse just decides you’re Disney’s First Gay Character and there’s nothing you can do to change that
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i love being gay but i wish i could stop buying jackets
me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that
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my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck
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actual dialogue:
“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”
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“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”
B A B E
if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes
rip to all of you but im gonna get it
in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude
eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking
i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba’s waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch you thought
I love this. There’s another one where they go to a wine tasting and give people a glass from a $20 bottle and they hate it, then a glass from a $200 bottle and they love it. But then they reveal that both glasses are actually from the same $20 bottle.
Wealth and it’s trappings is a false construct meant to elevate those that
Have.
The worst thing abt working in a craft store is that 90% of the time, the woman jokes in some way or another her husband will kill her/beat her for spending money. Or they’ll half the payment in cash so it “looks like less when he checks our account.”
That shit isn’t funny. It isn’t cute and it makes me so sad that these women joke about it. So WHAT if your wife likes to make wreaths or sparkly tumbler cups??? So WHAT if her passion is soap making or painting?? God forbid ur wife have a fucking hobby that isn’t blowing you!!
Holiday season is upon us so if you berate ur wife for having a hobby, fuck you!! If you know somebody who does this fucking punch them in the throat!!!
>pretending this is a one sided thing
Didn’t say it was! Just my specific experiences with this so shove it up your fuckin’ ass with your stupid ass >green text 4chan bullshit!
