What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand
Literally
remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”
Good morning tumblr, Who are we stanning today??
ruinedchildhood
eren-0-jeager
This is important
what bakery can’t make a dinosaur cake?
spongebobsquarepants
For personal reasons.
If the ground suddenly turned invisible, but the insects and things that live in it didn’t, that would be terrifying.
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*I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys comes on*
Me:
bulboxsaur
that’s what good pussy sounds like
If you had a dollar for every girl that didn’t find you attractive…They would eventually find you attractive
It’s really great that people don’t get notified when they’re in your dreams.
Life would be a lot easier if people’s physical appearances changed according to how good or bad they treated others.
People ask you what you do for a living so that they can calculate the level of respect to give you.
You either quit as Spongebob, or you work there long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.
Restaurant menus should have a ‘hunger emergency’ section which lists dishes that can be on your table in less than 3 minutes.
You automatically know you’ve overslept for something, when you wake up feeling really well rested
This is why I never feel rested 😂
You’ll never truly know someone well enough to marry until you’ve seen them struggle financially, grieve a lost loved one, or witness them while they’re sick.