I'm Only Painting The Clouds With Sunshine

foaming at the mouth rolling in the ashes putting on sackcloth because marvel dared to touch the absolute force of nature that is god of stories Loki and they completely misrepresented what he stands for and now when I search that glorious tag I have to look into hundreds of posts featuring the wretched hollow shell of the MCU Loki with his wretched dorky helmet and his "Oh I was once a narcissist who used to want a throne but now I love people and I don't like thrones at all, what an arc" even though he never ever wanted a throne and he always loved people what is going on

something something I never wanted the throne I only ever wanted to be your equal something something

Disney: Thor 2011 whomst?

I do think the fact they tried to make Loki God of Stories and somehow failed at that is a testament to the state of the MCU.

i like how the super bowl kinda has something for everybody. the football for the sports folks, the puppy bowl for the animal lovers, a halftime show for the artsy people, movie trailers for the stans, funny commercials for the millennials, Taylor Swift for the swifties, and even the uniforms kinda tight for the gays. this rlly is america!

ALL THREE AT ONCE LETS GO

Despicable Me 4 - Minion Intelligence (Big Game Spot)

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

What the fuck is this post

Tumblr users play with jpegs like they’re dolls

grandma ate my fucking pizza

I paused the episode I was watching and I was like oh he looks so pretty I’m gonna show tumblr and then I took a picture of my tv and this happened and now I’m crying

who said 20s are supposed to be the best years of your life. fuck off

Unreleased Loki promo shots for the Avengers 2012

The way this video holds up my mental health today...it's like Atlas holding up the sky

the sweetest baby

potions??? lmaoo rip bozo

"King Charles is looking to cure his illness with the help of potions and herbal remedies" is such a medieval ass piece of news

Demonstrating some wushu skills

[eng by me]

Unrelated but I've seen this version so many times that the original makes me feel the same way that I did the first time I saw the edit

What is that???!??!!

That is one of the funniest things I’ve seen today

Why does the tortured poets department sound like the tumblr url of the most concerning person you know

is that a framed picture of a younger hugh laurie

Iirc it's Stephen Colbert

SCREAM why is it actually stephen colbert

cause there was a photo of Hugh Laurie on the Colbert Report set (on the left)

this is fascinating. the rituals

PLEASHSHEVEBFM

my favorite kind of mash lines are the ones that are written as complete throwaways but hit really hard

My god my girlies

MY GIRLIES. I am still crying, I am still crying about this. Every day I cry about this.

You bitched so hard about being forced to read 1984 in school when it’s so problematic (tm)

Maybe you should have actually paid attention when you read it

Because all these AI fics

You are LITERALLY MAKING THE GARBAGE NOVELS FROM 1984 that are written by machines

You have literally recreated the worthless soulless machine-made books

Literally,

Literally. Every once in a while it hits me in a fresh wave of disbelief and anger. You have literally created the dystopian book from the dystopian story about why dystopia is bad, and you are passing it around like it’s this amazing thing. I’m crying, I’m crying.

Not a joke, by the way