hey yo Tony where'd u get that fresh pepperoni
you mean pepe roni
I AM BURNING IN SOLANGELO HELL
TWIST AND SHOUT BOOK GIVEAWAY
alrighty guys, i have an extra copy of the destiel fanfic “twist and shout” by gabriel and standbyme in bookform!
it’s a pocketbook and really really cool.
i’ll choose randomly one person and ship the book anywhere in the world.
all you have to do is reblog this (likes only as bookmarks) and follow me (since it’s for my followers)
also this post has to get at least 100 notes or i’ll cry
good luck everyone and happy tears for readers yay
EDIT: deadline is June 20th!
Coming out to my 8 year old brother.
Me: i have to tell you someting… im gender fluid and pansexual
Brother: Whats genderfluid
Me : It’s when sometimes I’m a guy and sometimes I’m a girl or some days I’m both.
Brother: What do we call you when your a guy? and what’s pansexual Does it mean you like pancakes?
Me: Call me jack and no it means I like boys and girls and everything really.
Brother: Wait you like boys. I like boys. Like Luke hammings (he said it like that) niall from one direction and that one guy with red hair from the band you like about love or somthing.
Me: Gerard way?
Brother: Yes gerard way is mine ok Were gonna get married when I get older . So Back off. . *walks way doing the ’ I’m watching you’ gesture*
In conclusion my homophobic mom has 2 gay kids
Update: I told my brother this got 3,000+ notes and he said “See I told you I was gonna be famous one day, now all I gotta do is marry Gerard and my wishes will all be true”
This is amazing
Pietro see’s Thor’s hammer
Me: Hoe don’t do it
Me: Oh my God
There’s a fair bit of research out there suggesting the way you dress affects the way your brain works. I’ve seen articles before suggesting super hero t-shirts have positive effects on academic performance. This suggestion that dressing formally gives you a boost is probably more practical in some jobs.
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
like
“hey i finished this question” good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them
REBLOG IF UR FRIEND IS WORTH AT LEAST SIX POTATOE
This is the Jake English protection circle. All those who reblog this will join the circle, gathering around Jake and protecting him from any further harm.
It’s okay Jake, we think you’re important.
Look at this GRAa Aa Aa PHh
we’ve gotten to the point where shitposts are just a text version of a popular video shitpost. it’s like releasing a new movie on vhs because some people just happen to still use it. incredible.
dean winchester graphics challenge: willamholmes vs hammerdean prompt: song (beat the devil’s tattoo by black rebel motorcycle club)
you cannot fight it all the world denies it open up your eyelids and let your demons r u n
the word gay is actually an acronym
god
actually doesn’t mind if
you’re gay
god
accepts
you
god
always
yugoslavia
gandalf
ate
yoda
stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not
God
Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because
yolo
im going to vomit on you





