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You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

Via Wikipedia:

While the exact origin is unknown, it is speculated the first of the emoticon was in chatrooms. The first proven use of uwu is in the Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction Genie of the Puzzle, published by user DaakuKitsune on Oct 14, 2005. In the fanfiction notes before the story, the author states “Again, feel free to throw squids and fish at me. UwU I deserve it, you know.”

So… The first recorded use of UwU was in a fucking FANFICTION OF YU-GI-OH.

Reblog if you are going to throw fish and squids at them

Yugi: hey guys, did you see that new Christmas tree Kaiba put up in front of KaibaCorp? It's the biggest tree I've ever seen!
Tristan: oh yeah, it's like rich boy always has to have everything super-sized. Almost like he's compensating for something, huh Joey?
Joey: ..surprisingly not.
Yugi and Tristan: what-
Joey: -what

Kaiba: One bonus of being An Adult™ is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my brother cry inside. Kaiba: A fine example: the other day I pointed at the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and, while looking Mokuba right in the eye, went “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years. 

You’ve got these 3 turtles & their girls.

But then I remembered them also crushing on other girls…

Raphael, despite being in a Long distance relationship (at the time), doesn’t do this!

He had a chance to, but he didn’t.

Donnie, unable to sleep: Mikey, what time is it?
Mikey: I dunno, let me check
*Plays Single Ladies on the recorder*
Raph: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING BEYONCÉ ON THE RECORDER AT 2 AM?
Mikey: It’s 2 am
James: I bully Snape because he exists and because, per JKR, I envy his relationship with Lily
Antis: James bullied Snape because he was a nazi and he was into dark magic and also he could see that in the future he'd threaten a toad once, so can you really blame him???

Violetshipping Rec List 2.0

This is my second iteration of Violetshipping fics that I hiiiiighly recommend. All these fics have Violetshipping as the main pairing. My last post was January 2018, so this is mainly just fics uploaded or completed by the end of April 2019.

Series / Challenges:

The Many Times Seto Kaiba Was In Debt To Joey Wheeler – Kyuubiluver342 25 Stories range from G to E rating, so check the tags, but most can be read alone. My favourite so far is Golden Haired Guardian Angel Rated Teen. TW: Car Accident.

Whump/Hurt/Comfort challenge – Lafeae 13 Stories to date, 5 of which are Violetshipping. Ranging from G to M rating, but mostly M. My favourite story in this collection is Shiner, Rated Teen. TW: Child abuse.

Puppyshipping – Lafeae 10 Stories, as if Lafeae hasn’t spoiled us rotten this year. Rated G through M. Start at the beginning with Au Lait Rated G. Tags: First Date(??)

A Violet Christmas  - Awnyaa 25 Christmas Themed Extravagancies. Rated Teen. Tags: Christmas, fluff

Fifty Days of Pupship - FleetSparrow 50 Stories to tickle your fancy. Rated G to M, most stories are G. Again, start at the beginning. I think it’s only fair, with Love to Take a Photograph Rated General. Tags: Fluff

Oneshots / Shortfics (under 20,000 words):

Smitten - Awnyaa Rated General. Tags: Fluff

Memories - writerjesus Rated General. Tags: Fluff

pour decisions - BoyishStutter Rated General. Tags: Alcohol, Fluff

Liking You and Me - thegraeyone Rated Teen. Tags: Secret Relationship.

All the Small Things - Lafeae Rated Teen. Tags: Birthday, Fluff

A Beautiful Act of Delinquency - thegraeyone Rated Teen. Tags: Gang Violence

To Each Their Own Romanticism BleuMorpho Rated T. Tags: Marriage Proposal

A visit to the Gym - Awnyaa Rated Mature. Tags: Semi-Public Sex.

By Bangkok – russiaeats1cake Rated Explicit. Tags: Established Relationship, Spite Sex

Connected - SuperSteffy Rated Explicit. Tags: Sex Toys

A Second Hand Emotion - FleetSparrow Rated Explicit. Tags: Matchmaker Mokuba, Past Atem/Seto

Caramel – LottaLatte13 Rated Explicit. Tags: PWP

Silence is Golden - SuperSteffy Rated Explicit. Tags: Semi-Public Sex

Work From Home – coralmarrow Rated Explicit. Tags: Dom/Sub, Office Roleplay Sex

Autumn Violets - TiaLewise Rated Explicit. Tags: Non-Binary Seto, Demiasexuality, Oral Sex

Medium fics (20,000-50,000 words):

Preferable Reality – Lafeae + MistressArafax Rated Teen. TW: Major Character Death. Tags: Established Relationship

On My Terms - Lafeae Rated Teen. Tags: Online Dating, First Person POV

Maybe – tsuyamon Rated Teen. TW: Child Abuse. Tags: Fluff. Slice of Life.

Longfics (50,000 words +)

Letting Go – MistressArafax Rated Mature. Tags: Slow Burn, Aged-Up, Eventual Lemon

ALL TIME FAVOURITES aka the 3am can’t sleep but need to read some Violetshipping:

Oneshots / Shortfics (under 20,000 words):

all i wanted was closer - viscrael Rated Teen. Tags: Aged-Up, Pre-Relationship

Untitled - NanaBC Rated Teen. Tags: Kidnapping, Secret Relationship

Red as Fire – Alecto Rated Teen. Tags: Child Abuse, Fortune Telling

The Taste Of You - abyssed Rated Mature. Tags: Caffeine.

Booty Call - RosalindHawkins Rated Mature. TW: Drugs. Tags: Casual Sex

insanity is just a point of view - Rethira Rated Mature. Tags: Second-Person, Sex

Inspiration for Optimum Results - Saevam Rated Mature. Tags: Kink Exploring, Office Sex

Count Our Sins - Dolorous Doll Rated Mature. Tags: Fighting, First Time

Untitled Too - NanaBC Rated Explicit. Tags: Fluff, Smut.

Water Games - JennyB Rated Explicit. Tags: Semi-Public Sex, Secret Relationship.

Medium fics (15,000-50,000 words):

Not Always Smooth Sailing - jehbel Rated Mature. Tags: I’m on a boat, Fluff, Smut

Clear as a Whistle - divagateros Rated Mature. Tags: Smoking, Mutual Masturbation A Love & Hate Relationship With Spring - WhosJeebus Rated Mature. Tags: Sore Loser Complex, Smut

Longfics (50,000 words +)

Being Dead Ain’t Easy – D. Draggy Rated Teen. Tags: Major Character Death

Inescapable You - Ambivalence Rated Mature. Tags: Egyptian Magic

Insomnia - tend Rated Mature. TW: Potentially Non-Consensual. Tags: Insomnia, Alcohol

Jou: It’s kinda annoying how Kaiba’s good at everything.

Yugi: Maybe he’s bad at kissing.

Jou: No, he’s good at that too.

Yugi: What?

Jou: What?