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JazzyKittyKat

@thejazzykittykat

This is where words are supposed to go / 21
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i think if you block someone it should play an explosion animation on their dashboard but not say what happened or who . just like battleship

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im saying thisbecause it would make everything worse and also funnier

me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

i love this post. i have never related to anything less

me, grown up in the Cascades range: *sees open plains*

me: oohhoh no. no ba.d . where . are teh rocks. wheres the woter. oh god it’s just drit everywhere for a million miles I need TREES dammit where are my lumber guardians

Me, grew up in Nebraska, the Great Plains: *see a forest*

Me: wHy ar e there s.o man y trEes??? They all g.ott so BiG wher is th skY

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Me: Grows up in Boston, mostly travels to cities and Central America: *travels to the Southwest*

Me: where is everyone? Where is everything? What great calamity flatten this world?

Me: Grows up in rural Australia, travels to Europe: Green? How so much green?? Paddocks aren’t green! Why is it full of green grass like a cartoon??

Me: Grew up in the American Midwest *arrives on the coastline of any ocean, sprinting up and down the beach very fast* SHARKS? SHARKS?SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS?

Monkey very excited about exploring new biome.

Me: grew up in Northern California *sees forest in North Carolina* WHY are the TREES so SHORT? Mini forest?? Tiny baby tree???

Me: grew up in the shire *sees mount doom and the fires of mordor* WHERE are the orchards in blossom? WHY aren’t there birds nestin’ in the hazel thicket??? HOW can we sow the summer barley without any lower fields??? DOES ANYONE HERE EVEN REMEMBER THE TASTE OF STRAWBERRIES WITH CREAM???

Wheres that “before pride month ends does anyone want to admit they have a crush on me” post, like I know it’s only the 11th but I cant stop thinking abt it

ok so I know exactly what you’re talking about but I can only find the one with bowser :/

Honestly I think the bowser version is better than the original