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JazzyKittyKat

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In The Rich Man's World | Table of contents

You are the best archeologist the Speedwagon Foundation has ever hired. But you know that your intelligence and capacity are not the attributes that keep you in this very important position in the company. And your salary? It's not enough to pay to fix your Cadillac.

The last few months have been summed up in tracking eccentric phenomena of nature; as well as weekly receiving a batch of corpses hundreds of years old to analyze and deliver them to other departments of the Speedwagon Foundation. But the reasons for such an arduous and unique investment in research of Incorruptibility are still a mystery to you.

i understand seals

i want to be a fat fucking animal and lay on the beach. i want to snort at those who approach me

i want to blink wetly and audibly

Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

I've seen weird memes and stuff like "Milk is BODILY FLUID that came from a COW" and the fact that people exist that would find this distressing concerns me.

Y'all are not going to like learning what fruits are...

A fruit is an OVARY that because SWOLLEN AND ENLARGED after PLANT GENITALS were rubbed in PLANT SPERM by a BUG

the fucked up thing is how "Creep" by Radiohead will really get your ass if you hear it at the wrong time. that shit can be stupid and overdramatic or it can have the weight of an atomic bomb dropped on your heart it just depends

It's actually a song about self loathing and grief over perceiving oneself as undeserving of the love they desire. While this has much in common with the core of incel ideology, the key component it that incels blame this perceived inadequacy and poor self esteem on the women they feel entitled to, whereas Thom Yorke in "Creep" is saying "I hate myself for not being deserving of your love." Hope this helps.

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from whoreMetalBarb reading: Nah, creep is too incel-y, sry /End ID]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

i love the height difference between your dio and kars and then the height difference between dio and pucci because if your kars and pucci were to ever stand next to each other pucci would be like half of his height max

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I'll be honest. I don't keep height or measurements consistant. I just draw them in the way it feels right. But I'm intrigued how small my pucci is compared to kars so lets do some eyeballing:

That means.....

I don't know what is more cursed. Pucci being microscopic or Kars wearing sweatpants.

Anyway, i hope this answered your question sufficiently.

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I fucking hate languages.

The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…

Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.

Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.

How do you like them apples.

I fucking love languages.

In case anyone doubts the veracity of this:

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Calling boobs ‘melons’ literally transcends culture, time, and language.

official boob post

99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it's like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist

first & last line still stand even if rap was a monolith and all rap was gangsta rap. btw

Rap is great! Everyone knows the worst genre of music is country

99.99% of country haters have never even listened to country. or if they have it's like one post-9/11 pop country song by a rich poser & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every country song ever. and well of course they are also just classist

i would lecture you about the importance of jazz in US history and african american history and music history but you're a swiftie so there is no hope for you

oh no hun I'm sorry, we not doing gospel slander in my house

couldnt leave this in the tags

A lot of hatred for particular genres of music is based around an attempt to fit in or follow certain social rules. Rap music in particular, when I was growing up, was often treated as "degenerate," "violent," and "glorifying sin" by the white Christian community surrounding me. Needless to say, these things were 100% rooted in racism, but when you're trying hard to be a good kid, that shit really worms its way into your brain. It manifests into a hatred of a genre and a distrust of people who like that genre, which inevitably assists the building of racial prejudice. You can still occasionally catch the more overt racists complaining about how Black people are "ruining their daughters" through rap music (often times they don't even have children, they just like to claim ownership of young white girls).

I did, of course, find my way out of that cycle, and if any of that sounds familiar to the rap haters, maybe put a little more thought into why you actually hate rap. It doesn't have to become your favorite genre, but you should question the nature of an aversion to rap.

And also, sometimes hating music is just "popular." Most of the hatred of country music is because it's "cool" to hate country music. Now granted, a lot of post 9/11 pop country has a lot of legitimate criticism, but country music is a lot older than that with deep roots in working class struggles, which has also helped manifest a distrust and hatred of it by the owning class, the petty bourgeoisie, and those workers with aspirations of being a part of the owning class.

It became especially popular when I was growing up to tell people you hated country music. People who had never listened to any country music would look down on you for listening to any flavor of country. It was a pretty common social rule, particularly within white middle to upper-middle class kids and teenagers, and was also frequently lumped in next to rap. "I listen to anything except rap and country," was something I heard from so many people who definitely never listened to either and had no clue why they didn't except that it was popular to not listen.

If you hate a genre of music, ask yourself why. Sure, we all have different tastes and that's okay, but a lot of times our oppinion of certain things is ultimately based on social pressure that's often rooted in some kind of prejudice. If you think that might be the case for you, check out some different artists in the genre. Ask for recommendations, especially more obscure recommendations that won't be as likely to be biased by having heard them before while hating the genre.

Me to my girlfriend’s squishmellows the second she leaves the room

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My therapist said that if you punch your pillow, you’re putting all your negative energy in it and putting your head on it will get you nightmares

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you should get a better therapist

okay it's incredibly funny that swifties in the notes of that poll are insisting that ALL lgbt people love taylor swift only to have "no" win by like 70%

girl what

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Swifties when they realize their straight cis white girl star is not actually a beloved LGBT icon 😦😦😦😦😦😦

taylor swift will only have gay swag if she starts chartering free flights for long distance lesbians in that jet she's always using

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr reply from glitchExMachina reading: Yeesh! What a horrible nightmare. But know those two, they were probably just divorcing so they could get married all over again. Image #2: Tumblr tags from lethalButterfly reading: #Oh darling wouldn't a divorce be so romantic #Oooh a good vitriolic one! You could eviscerate me in court! #Your contentious expressions would be just exquisite... /End ID]