lover boy, love letter
And I thought scientists were supposed to be observant! While you focused on your machine,
I studied the blade
On a date
Me: So what do you think about Humbert Humbert?
Date: His actions were completely justifiable. Dolores was asking for it!
Me: *shoving breadsticks into my purse* Gotta go.
Important reminder: Joe Biden is garbage and will never be president
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casual reminder that if you’re a trump supporter i don’t want you following me and you can also choke
This is a weed appreciation post
Dandelions
Yellow and happy. Super strong and resilient. Everyone hates them and they don’t care. Makes a good “kick” in garden salads.
White Clover
Small and gentle. Always has 50 friends around them. Little dots of white and pink. Looks like a Faerie would turn it into a dress
Pigweed
BIG BOI. When I was little I used to think they looked like pot. So green and strong and taller than me.
Creeping Charlies
Bees love them! Blue! Happy! Gets absolutely everywhere! I’ve never loved something so annoying! Just look at them
Burdock
SCARY BOI. Her mom thinks she’s going through a phase. But it’s NOT a phase.
St John’s Wart
So pretty! And yellow! It reminds me of Daffodils! Old doctors would use it as a medicine because it was the old times!
Dandelions (Again)
MAGIC AND GRANTS WISHES. PUFF. HAPPY POM POMS. LOOKS LIKE BURDOCK AFTER HER EMO PHASE
There will be more. I love weeds
friendly reminder that you do not owe anybody anything. if you don’t like your job, find a new one. someone doesn’t treat you how you want to be treated? block them. you really want cake for dinner but you’re afraid someone will judge you? eat the damn cake in a park and enjoy every second of it. your life is very short. do what you can to make it the best it can be.
Frogs soak up water through their skin and that’s how they drink. They also expell, through their skin, excessive amounts of love.
