i be like “omg, i have so much to do” and lay down

snoopy of the day

Certified Library Post

im jesus

judas no

this is the funniest fuckin post on this website

I CAUGHT UP WITH MIDNIGHT BURGER AND YOUNG LEIF!!!!!

Part 3 of the Midnight Burger crew! Leif, everyone’s favourite Earth dropout

we run a diner!!!

new taco-bell exclusive mountain dew called stop worrying your friends love you more than you know

a practical guide to living a long life

step 1: fall in love with a mysterious, redheaded woman

step 2: ???

step 3: live 700 years

a family can be a a diner owner, a waitress, the cook of the diner (who is also an engineer??), the regular customer (who is a scientist, researching said diner) and their radio

It's really funny tho y'all should listen to it

(from @psygull )

HAPPY ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK

I am aware of you.

You cannot escape my gaze

@bax16