Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

i just think hes neat

new homie found

Patrick Gill is a true mind of this generation

Praying Mantis Rides Snail Through Borneo Jungle. (Photos by Nordin Seruyan/Barcroft Media)

onward my trusty steed.

Hey I can’t take this many days off from work to go to all these events my group chat has scheduled can someone help me choose one

you have to go to uno 2: no one lives because youre star of that event

This is so ominous

I have to go to Naked Kill tonight st midnight or else I get killed.

yeah but you can’t NOT get huge and lumpy in the ocean with me… how can you pass that up?!

Mothman of the day is: Mothman pulling a sick kickflip.

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

can’t wait to get fucking smashed while hot potato plays in the background 

catch me in the pit during fruit salad

Flash forward to me drunk stumbling during “Wags the Dog, He Likes to Tango”

When you see a Prep in hottopic

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

*raises my son to be the MCM I never was*

hey guys!! i tried to get in contact with discord about adding a dyslexic font and they told me the easiest way to get a change to happen was to post a feedback idea and get votes on it, so if you guys could vote for accessibility for people who are dyslexic, color blind, and visually impaired in other ways it would mean a lot to me! thank you!

@tariqah

ME

Soon even our malls will be battle royale

Do you know bout Black Friday?

That’s team death match

By Cassandra Jean

how embarrassing was YOUR warrior cats phase

add up ur points at the end and lets see how embarrassing ur wc phase was

creating a warrior cats oc: 1 point

creating an entire warrior cats oc clan, down to the clan name and filling up every position: 2 points

drawing ur warriors oc w/ bangs: 2 points

drawing a canon warriors character with bangs: 2 points (BONUS: add 2 points if u drew any canon character with bloodshot eyes/red marks under their eyes)

buying the warriors books and creating a collection: 2 points

stealing warriors books from the library or ur school: 3 points

roleplaying warrior cats online: 2 points

roleplaying warrior cats irl: 4 points (BONUS: add 3 points if irl warrior cats roleplay got so intense/violent that it resulted in the injury of urself or anyone else playing)

roleplaying warrior cats irl so much it got warriors banned at ur school: 10 points

making a youtube playlist entirely out of 2008 warrior cat amvs: 4 points

creating those couple amv slideshows to every time we touch, hot & cold, or bad boy: 3 points (BONUS: add 2 points if you created more than one, add 4 points if u made one of these slideshows and didnt credit any artists u put in them)

gave your cat an actual warrior name: 3 points

gave your cat a whole, entire, real warrior ceremony: 6 points

having an actual, true otp for warriors: 2 points

instead of having ur wc otp be actual cats, u drew them as anthros: 6 points

writing warrior cats fanfiction: 2 points

writing warriors smut: 20 points

actually shipping ashfur/scourge: 5 points

stanning for ashfur: 3 points

getting into warriors discourse either online or irl, including but not limited to: discourse about what clan is better, discourse about what pairings are the best, discourse about whether squirrelflight or ashfur was right, discourse about coat colors/eye colors: 7 points

if u ever announced ur love for a warrior cat, anywhere, either online or irl: 10 points (BONUS: add another 3 points just bc ur a fucking furry)

NOW THAT U GOT UR POINTS WHAT DOES IT MEAN

1-7 POINTS: ur wc phase was boring, u probably are scared to admit u have done more of these

8-14 POINTS: u probably grew out of wc/dont talk about it as much, but when u were into it u know u were kinda embarrassing and prefer to just ignore it

15-20 POINTS: ur still into wc and ur honestly hardly embarrassed about it anymore u’ve accepted this

21+: holy shit.

I wrote me and my crush as warrior cats and when in school my friends and I would use his warrior cat name as a code name so he wouldn’t know we were talking about him

wtf

“You can’t deprogram them.”

So just, allow a sober person to keep the dog?

This is the police trying to make people panic about legalization.

IF YOU LEGALIZE THESE DRUGS WE’LL KILL THIS DOG is totally a normal and cool thing that professionals interested in protecting the people say

There are people who rehabilitate police dogs.

There are people who rehabilitate police ATTACK DOGS.

This is blatant emotional blackmail.