NEW SONG: “ A Gay Disney Prince - A Musical Parody feat. @JonCozart“ ✨ This was a ton of fun to make and I hope you all enjoy! https://youtu.be/m7yiHF1EiQ0

Psssst… in case you didn’t know… it’s on iTunes, Spotify, and Google Play now:

iTunes

iTunes (explicit)

iTunes (clean)

iTunes (instrumental track)

Spotify

Spotify (explicit)

Spotify (clean)

Spotify (instrumental track)

Google Play (explicit)

Google Play (clean)

Google Play (instrumental track)

…but you didn’t hear it from me, okay?

And the correct LYRICS haven’t been posted anywhere yet so here they are:

THOMAS:

Most kids walk through life, but I sang and danced

I believed I was Tarzan, I never wore pants

JON:

Excuse me?

THOMAS:

Nothing…

THOMAS:

Everyone ‘round me could see that Disney meant everything

And as I grew up, Disney did too

They bought every franchise from here to Batuu

Look at their assets, you’ll see

JON:

Damn… they bought everything

THOMAS:

They’ve got bachelors and quiz shows aplenty

JON:

I’m a confirmed bachelor

THOMAS:

They’ve got Groot, and Black Panther, and Thor

JON:

And Captain America

THOMAS:

And Captain America’s ass

BOTH:

Mmmm

THOMAS:

You want a new Star Wars movie?

How about 20?

And several TV shows…?

And a theme park?!

JON:

Okay! Yeah! …Enough.

THOMAS:

But who cares

JON:

No big deal

BOTH:

I want more

THOMAS:

I want a gay Disney prince

With footwork so thrilling

JON:

I slay without killing

THOMAS:

A rich boy

JON:

Who still loves to werk

THOMAS:

A man who spills tea

JON:

Not the blood of enemies

THOMAS:

Disney don’t shoot so straight, you’re in the musical scene

JON:

Time to toss out the princess, and bring in a queen

BOTH:

Today is the day to say “HAY” to a gay Disney prince

THOMAS:

Every prince in the past

JON:

Just straight vanilla

THOMAS:

Let’s add rainbow sprinkles

JON:

And a shot of tequila

THOMAS:

A gay guy whose gaze would fit clean on a three dollar bill

A prince who will put every woman at ease

JON:

'Cause I won’t try and kiss them, while they are asleep

THOMAS:

A guy who likes guys, who is still humanized

BOTH:

In his film

THOMAS:

YASS! I want a gay

JON:

He wants a gay

BOTH:

Disney prince

JON:

Disney, get some bad bitches

THOMAS:

Try the gay stuff, it’s delicious!

Please give us more than this bullsh*t

JON:

Yeah, that’s a bit screwy

THOMAS:

Makes me say LeFou-ey (le phooey)

JON:

Put me in a film

THOMAS:

Gee, that would be swell

JON:

I’m Peter Pansexual

THOMAS:

No, you’re Twinkerbell

It’s just breeders in theaters, I can’t help but belt:

Who is that prince I see, very straight unlike me

JON:

A whole new world, a bedazzling place you yearn to view

I’d be so gay up here

THOMAS:

It’s crystal queer

JON:

Bless my hole, twerking on a pole

THOMAS:

Okay, okay, I’m sorry… I got carried away… that’s on me…

If only I had you in my early years

I might’ve seemed less weird to my non-queer peers

Who’d mature into parents, understanding and warm

Knowing hetero-ever-after doesn’t have to be the norm

JON:

If they’d have seen

THOMAS:

Someone like me

BOTH:

A gay Disney prince

"Twinkerbell" I'M DYING

I’m sick to my fucking stomach

The map flag had the same color scheme as the pan flag and now they’re switching to the bi flag

If you see anyone with this flag or any variation

Run

Don’t fucking hesitate to block because pedos are now using this new “flag” and other forms of it

Can I get a signal boost from larger accounts? Start tagging people so this will spread

Thank you @gay-chip for tagging me!

Please y'all, stay safe

@yeennqueenn @angsty-teacup @arty-alexa @hes-in-a-wheelchair

Idk who else i have to tag

Thanks for tagging me!

@ all of my followers, please stay safe! Your wellbeing is important, with much love!!

@pwnyta @atomi-cat @doofcas @doritofalls @gay4eraser @hectorisagoodboy @im-fairly-whitty @i-draw-stuff-occasionally @jankybones @jjb-art @lars-a-pink-boi @mayorowly @raenbowsofficial @sugarclocked @teckmonky @vine-camp

@theignoredone2 help spread the word dood

This is fucking digusting.

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

PLEASE do not scroll by.

I’ve never had this many followers on Tumblr, and I’ve always said I would never use you guys to promote or exploit things with my platform. Ever. And I am still not doing that.

We are always helping one another on my blog, and I REALLY need your help.

One of my friends with two children is stuck in an abusive household. She is repeatedly emotionally abused, she’s had her forehead cut open, been slammed into glass, and is repeatedly raped by her boyfriend that stalks her, has tracking apps on her phone, and forces her to quit/not have a job.

I have never shared a GoFundMe before, and I never would if it weren’t completely urgent. She didn’t ask for money. She didn’t ask for help. She begged people not to call the police because she gets hurt even more every time it happens. She’s scared.

We set up a GoFundMe on her behalf.

You guys reblog plenty of memes and “Share for good luck,” posts. Please take two seconds to reblog this post for the safety of a woman and her two children. You might be saving someones life.

Here is her GoFundMe.

______________________

AGAIN I HAVE NO MONEY BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO PLEASE HELP

The Rainbow Railroad is helping gay men escape Chechen concentration camps. They need our help.

WHO THEY ARE:

“Rainbow Railroad receives hundreds of requests for help every year from countries where LGBT individuals are open targets of violence. Because the volume of requests is so high, we focus our efforts on assisting LGBT people who have faced physical violence or face an imminent threat of violence, imprisonment, or death. We have been successful in helping individuals from the Caribbean, Africa and Middle East where we have local networks to support and validate cases.”

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO HELP?

“The costs range as every case is unique. Sometimes the individual has the resources to help themselves and they just need information and support from us to make a move.  In these cases, the cost to Rainbow Railroad is staff and volunteer time to research and provide information.  In cases where they need financial support to get to safety, it costs about $5000 to cover flights and other related costs.”

You can donate at the following link: https://www.rainbowrailroad.ca/donate

If you can’t donate, please reblog/like to signal boost!

I'm poor as fuck but to some of you more rich fellows PLEASE HELP

tfw fans treat you as dumb comedy relief and ignore the fact that you work three jobs, know at least 2 languages, have a 5/5 in intelligence and a devastating quirk that could topple cityscapes:

Plz give ma boi some respecc

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

I’ll start,

G’Day

Corn

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

jesus of nazareth made this post

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

👍🏼😊🎉🙌🏻😂

👌🔪✝️😩👉

🐕™️👀💐🌈

💝💕💖💘💞

👌🙃🎊👹😒

❤🤠🐍👏🏼👀

👏🏽👌🏽☺😩👀

😂💟💓🤖🧡

🙄😑😞👏🎨

👏🏻👌🏻🅱️🙄💯

👌😉🎶❤️🙃

🤔🗡🐀🍑💀

👌💕✨😎😔

😂🐍🍯👅😔

👏💚👊😤😎

💕💙😋👏👌

😅😊😘😍😂

👻✌👍😢🤓

Rape Escape

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be

useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

Important

Please reblog this.

Please, if you see this, Reblog it. 

If you see this, reblog please.

not witchy but definitely worth watching, stay safe

Always signal boost. Stay safe everyone.

WATCH THIS SHIT!! It’s easy, and it’s important. Please, please stay safe

I don’t care if it doesn’t match your “theme” or whatever, this could save someone from a lifetime of psychological trauma, PLEASE reblog it!!!

@mycollectionofnuts

@joannaharp

@deanismymom

@iloveposse

@trees-and-sky

@awesomelittleweirdo

@what-if-i-was-a-coffee-addict

Guys tag everyone you know and reblog this

@mycollectionofnuts @ilovwwhatwehave @deanismymom @seedless-vascular @trees-and-sky

Reblog!! I hope everyone sees this!!

Reblog!!! This video/knowledge could potentially save someone!!!!

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

Lmao the ignorance is real with these people

I like girls who like girls, reblog this so I can follow you 👭

Oh look it's me

A better, more positive Tumblr

Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.

Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).  

Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

Jeff D’Onofrio CEO

You know what Tumbr? Fuck you as well

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

Just in case. 

Oh, the colors change!

Not taking that chance lol

I, an active member of the hoe community..

Solemnly swear to murder everyone in sight

Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

I'm pan myself but I have friends who understand completely

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

Honestly mood

I UNDERSTAND

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

hahahaha ha h yes

I hope egg is comfy in my ask

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

Please spread this information!

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

@takashi0

Shared before, but sharing again.

this isnt my blog type but its really important

Please be aware and be careful. These can harm people, pets, property and wildlife.

If you see one, keep your distance and wait for it to go off on its own.

My brother delt with one by putting a large metal bowl over it, but that’s extremely dangerous as well.

Be safe please.

SIGNAL BOOST. I HAVEN’T SEEN THESE BUT WILL KEEP A LOOK OUT.

[My chemistry professor told us about these this week because we’ve been learning about the main ingredient in Draino, Sodium Hydroxide.]

LET THE WORLD KNOW!!!

I’m on mobile and can’t link, but Snopes confirms. If you see one, call the police. These are DANGEROUS.

THIS ISNT FOLLOWING MY BLOG THEME BUT ITS VERY IMPORTANT!

Careful y’all 

Stay safe everyone

AAAAAAHHHH!!! WHY!!!?!?!?!?!