(Holy fuck I remembered the login info)
flexery
*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*
*see above*
Blushing Meter: Whisper something in my Muse’s ear to make them Blush, doesn’t matter what is said. A Rating from 1 - 10 will be given on how hard it makes them blush and flusters them..
All 👏 dogs 👏 are 👏 good 👏 dogs
All 👏 cats 👏 are 👏 good 👏 cats
All 👏 spiders 👏 are 👏 terrifying 👏 and 👏 need 👏 to 👏 stay 👏 away 👏 from 👏 me 👏 but 👏 are 👏 still 👏 inherently 👏 good
We spiders respect personal space and will also continue to eat mosquitoes since they harm our human friends. 🕷️
Theidura. I ship Niki with Theidura mostly. You two are so damn cute~
//Dawwwww! You’re right, they are really cute XD lol
( @theidura
//AWWWW
"Is it me or does it smell of hypocrisy in here? Oh wait... It's the Catholic Church..."
“An here we have an unholy demon tha needs tae fuck off.”
The pages kept her bound for merely a second until she cut through the paper. "Ah. Nothing is more pure than a diamond... It appears that it worked..."
She slipped out of it's grasp and readied herself to attack. "Perhaps diamond works on you..."
Miski came walking in, fresh blood drenching his shirt.
“It’s a bad idea to go in public after eating out your girl on her period…”
“Oh… Oh God I’m so sorry…” she actually began to tear up. “I took an oath not to hurt anyone who doesn’t harm me…”
corruptdragonblood
He chuckled and kissed her. “Loved it darling.”
“Still!!! You have no protection… Can they grow back???”
corruptdragonblood
He chuckled. “With time, yes.”
“Is there anything I can do? I’m so sorry!”
corruptdragonblood
He shook his head. “Nope.” He smiled. “Relax.”
"But!"
Miski came walking in, fresh blood drenching his shirt.
“It’s a bad idea to go in public after eating out your girl on her period…”
“Oh… Oh God I’m so sorry…” she actually began to tear up. “I took an oath not to hurt anyone who doesn’t harm me…”
corruptdragonblood
He chuckled and kissed her. “Loved it darling.”
“Still!!! You have no protection… Can they grow back???”
corruptdragonblood
He chuckled. “With time, yes.”
"Is there anything I can do? I'm so sorry!"
Miski came walking in, fresh blood drenching his shirt.
“It’s a bad idea to go in public after eating out your girl on her period…”
“Oh… Oh God I’m so sorry…” she actually began to tear up. “I took an oath not to hurt anyone who doesn’t harm me…”
corruptdragonblood
He chuckled and kissed her. “Loved it darling.”
"Still!!! You have no protection... Can they grow back???"
Miski came walking in, fresh blood drenching his shirt.
“It’s a bad idea to go in public after eating out your girl on her period…”
"Oh... Oh God I'm so sorry..." she actually began to tear up. "I took an oath not to hurt anyone who doesn't harm me..."
Miski came walking in, fresh blood drenching his shirt.
“It’s a bad idea to go in public after eating out your girl on her period…”
"I wouldn't have ripped out your scales for that! I don't even get angry drunk, I get horny..."