And though she be but little, she is fierce!

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I'’d like to see what it feels like to run as fast as Usain Bolt.’ ~ Tom Hiddleston (kind of) doing what he's always dreamed of during SoccerAid at Old Trafford Football Ground, 11th June 2023

He also ran the most distance of any player on the pitch... 10.8km! Shocked, I tell you (not!)

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So… with the news that Usain Bolt is going to be taking part in Soccer Aid for UNICEF this year, my little fangirl heart is praying it might be an (extra) incentive for Tom to also take part. Just imagine, we could get Tom warming up and *coughs* s t r e t c h i n g out his muscles (in shorts). We could get Tom (in shorts) fanboying over his running idol… We might even get Tom - did I mention the shorts?! - in a playful race against Bolt…

*invokes prayer circle*

I’m here for it @thehumming6ird

And I hate you a little bit for putting those thoughts in my head.

@aluscioussomething I someone have images of Harry and William during Christmas in my head.

@devikafernando I tag you just because.

@tinchentitri is it because of the shorts?

Or the s t r e t c h i n g?

Or the thought of competitive Thomas coming out again?

Or all 3 combined perchance…

Let’s get @obsessedwithpretty79 because she enjoys football (sorry, it’s NOT soccer) too…

@obsessedwithpretty79 @tinchentitri well you would probably prefer I didn’t mention the fact that James McAvoy has played in Soccer Aid a few times… or that on the occasion I was there, I ended up screaming like an idiot when he came on the pitch and proceeded to do his warm up stretches (In his VERY tight shorts) right in front of me…

You would probably also prefer I didn’t suggest he get in contact and ask Fassy to join in either… Right?

Okay. I won’t mention any of that then… 😎

Ahem.

I mostly meant competitive, fangirling Tom. Fangirling, muddy Tom running. Apologising over and over and over again when he (absolutely on purpose) accidentally fouls someone.

That’s what I meant.

@tinchentitri @thehumming6ird Y’all know I will be showing up for the shorts anyways 😁

Y'know @tinchentitri our apologetic, competitive baby might just have a mini meltdown on the pitch as he tries to take over refereeing duty…

(Apologetically of course…)

You mentioned mud. We know he can carry off the ‘dirty, filthy’ look very, very well…

*groans*

Also both yourself and @obsessedwithpretty79 might be interested to note that the England kit is entirely white. So that means white shorts

And of course we cannot forget that football players swap shirts at the end of a big match… 😎

Yes. The shirt swapping. And of course I know the English uniforms are white. I just chose to ignore it because I can’t handle that.

Okay, but Tom arguing with the referee…

I hate all of you and everything.

No, you don’t. @devikafernando

@devikafernando what did I do?!? @thehumming6ird and @tinchentitri started this nonsense! They dragged me into this. I am innocent 😇

I didn’t do anything either!

@thehumming6ird started it and all was lost.

I can’t handle this conversation on so many levels….

I should probably point out that there is literally NO proof whatsoever that ANY of this will happen… So please don’t hunt me down if this doesn’t come to fruition @obsessedwithpretty79 @tinchentitri @devikafernando @youareadistraction @the-goddess-of-mischief

I’m just putting Tom + UNICEF + Usain Bolt + Soccer Aid together because Tom is of course a UNICEF ambassador, is slightly obsessed with Usain Bolt, and recorded a thank you message for donations to the last Soccer Aid back in 2016… Oh and his most recent project, Early Man, involves football. But rugby was more his sport growing up…

@tinchentitri @devikafernando Oh hey! Remember this? Still can't believe it actually happened (even if it took a while) 😍

‘There is no-one, on this earth, who is like you. You are the only person who can do what you do; who has lived your life; has internalised your experience. And, that song in your heart belongs to you, and you alone. Hold that very dear, because it’s precious. And every voice is worth hearing. so, whatever story you have, whatever you want to say, keep it close, and hold it dear. And stay true. And you’ll be fine.’
Happy Birthday Tom Hiddleston, 9th February 1981
‘There is no-one, on this earth, who is like you. You are the only person who can do what you do; who has lived your life; has internalised your experience. And, that song in your heart belongs to you, and you alone. Hold that very dear, because it’s precious. And every voice is worth hearing. so, whatever story you have, whatever you want to say, keep it close, and hold it dear. And stay true. And you’ll be fine.’
Happy Birthday Tom Hiddleston, 9th February 1981