fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

direct action

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

Danny Phantom AU where his eyes glow or at least reflect even in human form

So basically all I want to see is one of the Fentons going downstairs at 3 AM only to find Danny raiding the fridge with his glowing eyes

maddie: honey your eyes! why are they glowing?

danny, lost his last braincell to death disease at fourteen: i. ate ectoplasm?

maddie: straight?!

danny: uh… no i warmed it up and. dipped. my tator tots in it.

maddie, disappointed mother and very excited scientist: what did it taste like

danny: ranch 2

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✊🏿👀🧙‍♂️👩‍👩‍👦

What I wouldn’t give for a docile bear the size of a house

The gentleman and the chickadee are perfect.

I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.

Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie

Oh?

Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.

give us the deets

Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.

On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.

The theory was that that fly used to be human.

So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)

So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:

“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”

My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”

Writer: “It is now.”

So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.

And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.

Star Impact Update!

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ITS.. ..ITS FROM HIS HAT!! ITS THE SKULL FROM HIS HAT. HOW DIDN’T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING.

oh shit lol

this is the second time tumblr has pointed out something I hadn’t known from this sequence before

What was the first thing?

Notice how the wallpaper patterns change to skulls wherever his shadow hits. 

#the ACTUAL most underrated disney film

i’ve been trying to hold back but. i gotta see what bill and ted fanfic is like. i gotta do it

this literally sounds like a line from the movie what the hell

this fic is actually GOOD i’ve never been more angry in my LIFE

i’m so mad and you should be too

listen i’m trying to stop clogging everyone’s dash with this nonsense but this is honestly the best line i have ever read in a fanfic in my entire LIFE i’m laughing so hard

i don’t know how i expected it to end to be honest

the sheer amount of people who think this is about bill clinton and ted cruz is frankly funnier than any post i have ever made on this hellsite and that’s all i have to say about that

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

we are all just bowerbirds with our collection of broken pens and milk jug caps

you’re right and you should say it

If I see that “omg baby crows are so cute” post that has photos of rail chicks one more time I’m gonna lose it. Crow chicks are TINY GREMLINS

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

OK BUT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY. I DONT UNDERSTAND.

I’M FUCKING CRYING OMG

I’ve been laughing at this for so long, send help

lizard out there really gonna do it

this lizard is braver than any US marine

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.

dude u look like shit

I lost it at “sustenance time” and “fair” 😂

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.

Please watch Michael Che’s Netflix special

Since y’all keep missing the fucking point

Lmaaaooo

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

I couldn’t resist making these, but at least I have a 50% chance of resisting the bourgeoisie

Rebogging again because LOOK