evwen the nuns vwant me.

@theholyfonz / theholyfonz.tumblr.com

cronus|17|male|😍🔐

the home of the ORIGINAL italian stallion.

vwerll, now that evweryones gone, i feel like i can FINALLY speak my piece vwithout fear of persecution.

#but im not going to.#so fuck you.

ivwe got 2 messages and i cant evwen SEE them, this godforsaken website.

this goddamn vwebsite is utterly broken nowv. vwhat happened. vwhere AM i?

lmao lookie here

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weloveshortvideos

everything happens when you miss school

howv many days until graduation again.

recentgooglesearches

recentgooglesearches

what are the chances of aliens taking me before school tomorrow

Absolute madman

#this is vwhat parties here are like.

straightwhiteboyproblems

straightwhiteboyproblems

Straight White Boy Problem #856

she told me that i make her laugh but i’m not even trying to make her laugh. im just being myself. what does she think is so funny about me? is it my goofy way of walking in my sperrys? does she laugh at my attempts at bad jokes or my cynical feelings towards life itself? …..i mean she can keep laughing if she wants to. i like it when she smiles.

#this is pretty deep.

suchearlysummershowers

suchearlysummershowers

‘tumblr ruined sin for me’ did u think sin was a good thing well i got news for u

sugoisavior 👀.

#deal.#replies #sugoisavior

i may be gay, but im still not gay enough to let myself get caught dead vwith a rose gold 6s.

#not in THIS lifetime pal.

sugoisavior-blog

sugoisavior-blog

im putting a solid black case on my 6s the SECOND i buy it and im NEVWER taking it off.

#nobodys evwer finding out vwhat color it is.#all because of this post right here.

kanye vwest is OKAY and all, but i could still nevwer forgivwe that guy for vwhat he did to taylor svwift a fewv years back.

#evwen obama thinks hes a jackass.#i for one vwould havwe NEVWER pulled something like that on stage.

my brutal hardcore vworkout mega ripped mega mix for this years football season is about 5 hours vworth of dubstep kenny loggins remixes.

#theres a little billy ray cyrus throvwn in there too just to mix things up.

distortional-addict

#rufioh.#dirk.#the both of you.

kideiaperisteri-blog

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

kideiaperisteri-blog

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

vwe all knowv howv the old saying goes: "givwe unto others and you shall receivwe." vwhich is vwhy in THIS case, heres howv things are going to happen: youre going to GIVWE unto me your dorm number, so that you may RECEIVWE my physics homevwork and you can finish it for me because lord knowvs im not touching that stuff myself.