The Floral Art Of Studio Ghibli Pt.2

according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

declan’s 8 year old cousin gabriel has come up with a perfect solution! yes, he admits, it’s true that in order for a date to be sufficiently romantic the man has to pay. when asked how best to preserve the romantic mood if two women go on a date, gabe suggests they simply get the attention of the nearest man and request he pay for their dinner. crowd-funded lesbianism, what a beautiful concept

reblogging this again for the crowd-funded lesbianism tbh

what happens when two guys go on a date?

they fight for the right to pay for the meal, and the losing male pays for the nearest lesbian date

AN ELEGANT SOLUTION

Been using a Fitbit for the last two weeks and now I can do wonderful things like

Always reblog

I actually really needed this right now, I know you’re not here, you’re so far away, but I heard that in your voice and I don’t think I could feel more suicidal than I do now. But your voice in my head makes me want to keep going, for you, to make you proud

reblogging because of that ^^

I may not know you. I may not have even spoken to you. But the statement above is no less true. Whoever you are, I am so proud of you.

This made me cry. I needed this

“im so  proud of you” I’v always wanted to hear those words..

I’m so proud of you^^^  even though you don’t know me, I’m a real person, and i am proud of you. i swear. 

I am proud of you.

I don’t know if everything is going to be okay. There is competing evidence for okayness and not okayness. Definitely both will happen but the proportions are contested. There are so many good people on this planet. Undoubtedly some of them will be bombed by the US. Undoubtedly our president is not a good person, not how I wrote the job description anyway.

Anyway I helped 29 Chicago State University students get extra credit today by planting approx. 2000 milkweed plants. It’s a love letter from Chicago to Mexico delivered on the wings of a monarch but not our leader, who is a demagogue, a kleptocrat, an autocrat, maybe a monarch maybe orange maybe fragile but not love. He is excluded from our letter. Write back soon. (at Chicago State University)

Peanuts, August 19, 1952

Libra: *gets someone’s number* *asks them out* *woos them* *dates them* *introduces them to the friends* *sleeps with them* *whispers sweet nothings into their ear* *introduces them to the parents* *calls them every term of endearment in the book* *introduces them to the entire extended family* *gives them family heirlooms as gifts* *celebrates first year anniversary* *makes plans to move in together*

Significant other: I love you

Libra: 

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

@slycolon 

i wasn’t expecting the dance, this is so cute!!

the song is jay park - all i wanna do

What in the hell

WHAT

tbh i think my goal for this year is to live my life like i’m the determined protagonist of a ghibli movie

you gotta stand on a rock or somethin and let the wind blow through your hair for a bit at some point

i absolutely will. another goal

I like this bc it allows room for crying and feeling overwhelmed

I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s one of life’s hardest lessons.