HOW the hell have you been loca

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

Come on, potato, we all need something.

Now that she has the guise of being nonbinary, she no longer feels the desire to be GNC and can now be feminine and naked in all her latest music videos. It really emphasize how the nonbinary identity really gives women the permission to be as gender conforming, feminine and sexualized as possible and still be allowed to call what they do unique and revolutionary, when they are being completely obedient to the patriarchy. This is her now.

This is what she used to dress like before claiming queer and NB lifestyle.

Every time a woman identifies as nonbinary, she's reinforcing gender binary expectations on other women - she's saying, "Women are x, y, and z stereotypes - I'm different because I'm a real, complex human being."

Being a woman has nothing to do with your interests or how you dress. As long as you're an adult human female, there's no wrong way to be a woman. There's room for all of us.

terrible years really make you understand the point of a new year. i know nothing much will have changed between dec 31 and jan 1, but we need to be able to partition off everything that’s happened to us, we need a moment to say, ‘that’s done, we’re done with it, it’s over’ and have a little hope that the future will be different. we need to be able to stop and take a breath and sing, in the middle of winter, and prepare ourselves for spring.

#humans live life as a story#it doesn’t have real endings and beginnings so we make them ourselves#we need them to make sense of things

tired of the shaved pits and legs around me like where are the normal women...

Please I’m begging!!!!! I need a hairy legged woman to sit in the sun with me it’s becoming dire !!!

don’t even get me started on belly hair😩

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

This is galaxy brain thinking

Why? I’m from Australia so I don’t know anything about this stuff

Because there should be public transit and trains. It is a ridiculously short flight that is just polluting the world unnecessarily but a lot of people don’t have a better option. There’s so many major cities in that small area that they should have train lines between them all

okay so like, I live in Baltimore. Boston is 8 hours by car away. But! There’s a direct train that goes there so I should take it and-

the train is 8 hours. Okay no big deal at least I’m not driving I can relax and-

the train ticket will run me one way between 100-300 dollars depending on when I buy it from Amtrak.

However, I can get an 80 dollar plane ticket one way on southwest, so I do that instead.

anyway it is beyond frustrating to be in the most used part of the amtrak system and still have train tickets be so goddamn cost prohibitive. 

thats not a policy failure, its seven policy failures duct taped together

@amtrak-official pls esplain

I get given scraps by government budgets because I am expected by conservatives to become profitable which is an impossible goal. This forces prices on the services that are used to be raised

I admire cyclists for treating pedestrians the exact same way they complain about being treated by cars.

@MichaelaOkla

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

sahara desert (desert desert)

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

soviet union (union union)

mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

hula dance (dance dance) dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

ATM machine (automatic teller machine machine)

Salsa sauce (sauce sauce)

PIN number (personal identification number number)

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

this picture literally is divine influence

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

sometimes being an out-loud buzzkill feminist gets you weird looks and eye-rolls but sometimes you get 30min of a friend engaging on a topic they've desperately wanted to talk with someone about but never had permission to do so, or women coming up to you one on one later to talk about that thing you said, or friends who come to you with stories they don't come to anyone else with. on some level all women are aching for their experiences to be recognized and contextualized

She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

God forbid women do anything

Me and my therapist

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

Porn was banned in the first place bc of unregulated child porn causing the app to be removed from IOS

imagine being this pornsick and having no self awareness. there are absolutely a ton of teenagers on this site as well as adults who aren’t terminally porn addicted and can survive without every facet of their lives involving porn in some form or fashion. you literally need to get a grip this is so embarrassing. maybe the vaguely horny 20-40 year old demographic can kill themselves if they can’t use a website without seeing someone naked

I use Tumblr more now that I don't get random unsolicited porn on my dash for no fucking reason. I used to be a teenager who would panic about my parents checking my phone because this stupid fucking website would put porn on everyone's dash even if they didn't follow it. Shut up op this is the only website where I don't have to see porn besides Facebook or Instagram and I'm not using those

Dance with me

the girls may not be fully peaking but at least now they accept that they're girls 🥰

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.