your lame wedding ring:

my epic wedding gauntlet:

Honestly one of the best things I’ve seen a goPro used for

THIS OFFICE HAD ITS BLINDS UP AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

i’m losing my mind. this is a high rise office building on the upper east side of manhattan. and the only piece of art on the wall in this office is a bikini clad anime girl with humongous bazookas that are bouncing out of sync. this can’t be real someone wake me up

I know this print, it’s actually considered a fine art piece! It’s clearly based on Takashi Murakami’s live-sized statue ‘Hiropon’:

Which, yes, she’s skipping rope with milk that she’s lactating from her bazongas. It’s actually part of a set, the other one being titled ‘Lonesome Cowboy’:

Which features a Cloud look-alike lassoing with his cum. 

Murakami is well known for taking ‘low art’ subject matter (anime, hentai, penises) and placing them in ‘high art’ contexts. I actually saw Hiropon in personal with my own two eyes at the Denver Museum of Art back in 2009. A lot of what he does is satirical, and it’s honestly pretty funny to see pictures of his artwork in American museums, surrounded by confused white baby boomers. 

That said, without the context, it DEFINITELY slaps you in the face and makes you question what the fuck is going on. Had I not found out who he was in college, Hiropon would still haunt me as the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen in a museum. 

god thank you for explaining this but also i’m still being slapped in the face as i type

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“Chester coming out of the pouch for his first hop. He doesn’t stay out long, but he was brave and that was a great first hop.”

The Kangaroo Sanctuary

nOT READY FOR WORLD YET

HIS NAME IS CHESTER

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

I just googled “why do elephant seals fight” and got a video of one bashing himself in slow, rhythmic, dead-eyed crashes against a truck only slightly larger than itself while said owner just stood to the side, a defeated, perplexed look on his face

Pretty sure this is Homer the elephant seal from New Zealand. He’s not fighting that car he’s fucking it. It’s how he got famous, he became a menace to a town after fucking a bunch of cars. He also fucked a restaurant’s power box and caused a blackout. Absolute madman.

Ah, wonderful! Now I’m even more terrified.

Aquaman as a name is so funny to me. Like was someone all “oh well we can’t just call him water man. Let’s make it spanish. But only half.”

Waterhombre

Oh fuck dude

Not to galaxy Brain, but if it’s Latin that they based it on, its Aquahomo

DUDE

The passive agressive energy of this

‘which is odd since memory shouldn’t be a problem for you’

Super woman

🎥 evolve.nation

My jaw is on the floor.

2018 is the year girls being fuckin SWOLE

So much hard work went in to her being able to do this! Set a goal and work to attain it! 

-FemaleWarrior 

That very last set. Baby i feel you

Since when do vampires like baseball? Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke // Supermassive Black Hole performed by MUSE

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person