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@thehellmuffin

Welcome to my blog. Let's face it, it's pretty DIMM. What's DIMM? This blog is DIMM. Jellyfish are DIMM. Taiwanese prostitutes are DIMM. We all are pretty DIMM.

YouTube user TradeSniper1 shared this amusing video of him using his fingers to start a slap fight with a praying mantis.

wonder what the slap-bet-commissioner has to say about this….

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

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It got better

fools that’s kung fu

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR

“Millennials are so entitled"

Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so it’s saying ‘I accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.’

‘No problem’, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that you’re need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).

Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.

DAMN STRAIT.

Basic Millennial complaint: “I want shelter and economic security.” Some bitter old man: “WHAT THE FUCK? WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU DESERVE ANYTHING? THANK ME WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES FOR ME, PEON.”

At night the coral reef parrotfish sleep in a blanket made of mucous to protect themselves from parasites. 

He looks so pleased with himself

I spit on myself so nothing will eat me