Objectively the funniest profile picture the frontman of weezer could have picked
gun is a beautiful mother animal and it gives birth to baby bullets who are so fast and small and strong
Grabbing people by their shoulders and shaking them until they can prove to me they know what "twink" means
I was listening to a bunch of LGBT+ ppl from Louisiana as a guest for a podcast and the topic of "twink" came up and they more or less were like, "yeah nowadays cishet ppl know saying 'f*g' raises eyebrows so they just say 'twink' when they want to say 'f*g' but it's obvious what they want to say when they say the word," and like, that's basically it, right. Also they talked about lubed up jockstrap wrestling at a gay bar and how there was a cishet guy that participated because he just wanted to wrestle.
Nodding thoughtfully at this until you say "lubed up jockstrap wrestling" at which point I get so horny I think I hauve Covid
You ruined everything
So imagine having a fight with a person you deeply care about and saying all the wrong things just to be stuck forever in a plex ruined by an earth shake. And now the only thing you can do is to imagine how you would change the last words you said to them, how you would apologize, how you and Sun would not be alone if you weren't the selfish piece of shit you are. But it's just your imagination. You ruined it, Moon. As you always do.
monster high vocabulary goes so hard.. off the fang. voltageous. oh my ra. bouta start saying creeperific
moiraismywife-deactivated201801
disney punk edits has nolimits look they even edited old man giuseppe
stevencinematicuniverse
his name is geppetto
demonshauntingcomputers
god he’s hot
DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.
The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)
pizzaback
Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre
danlsnotonfire
THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME
these tumblr badges are sooo funny. you made 100 posts! you scrolled 600 times today! bitch i already did that a long time ago, i've been here for over a damn decade. where's my award for that
i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
