How the Haikyuu!! cast would hurt themselves on accident
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Bokuto gets hurt a lot, unfortunately

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Bokuto gets hurt a lot, unfortunately
You know I’m the fandom’s resident hurt/comfort slut.
I’ll start with Karasuno, lemme know if you want others. I’ll either go school by school or mix em up like a cocktail.
HEY GUYS THERES SOME TRIGGERS IN HERE! PTSD, Panic Attacks, Depression.
Fluffy hcs first:
He learned from Saeko obviously
World famous lemon bars and peanut butter squares
They’ve actually won competitions
He has a corgi named Mochi, and a pug named tofu.
Yes the third years bully him for his name choices, why do you ask?
These bbs will deadass go down swinging for each other. It doesn’t matter if they have a close bond with the player or not, they will defend them to the grave.
Kageyama completely agrees, but only disagrees to fuck with him
Same thing with cereal before milk.
When the team learned this, they always made sure to get the setter one whenever they were at a coffee shop.
Behold my favorite Haikyuu headcannon.
Tadashi Yamaguchi can s i n g.
He takes lessons, practices all the time, is in concerts and showcases all over the place.
The second he musters the courage to talk about a song that he’s making good progress on, the team asked when his next concert was, because you bet your sweet ass they all simultaneously thought to go. Daichi didn’t even have to make it requirement.
He always asks his teammates to get him one whenever they travel.
Eventually, they all just did it by default to surprise him.
Asahi falls asleep most times
Noya and Hinata find it the least beneficial because they are awful at clearing their minds.
“Dude when I tried to clear my mind, I immediately thought ’do penguins have knees’?”
“I heard about four songs at the same time and could see through the eyes of someone making a painting.”
The team comes to him with uniform troubles!
He’s sewn loose ends, hemmed calf length shorts, tied off loose threads, repaired broken seams. Etc.
It totally boosts the team’s morale and it’s like the dumbest songs ever
I mean like Take on Me, Bohemian Rhapsody, or Careless Whisperer, YES THEY MAKE THE SAXOPHONE NOISES WITH THEIR MOUTHS WHO DO YOU THINK THEY ARE??
Is the reigning champion of every single game. Every. Single. Game
It helps her share her passion for photography
And for the love of god some of these boys need another hobby.
The only ones who retain what she tells them are the third years and occasionally Tanaka.
Daichi takes KILLER photos dude.
She’ll bring homemade baked goods, little handmade goodie bags, or will buy the team pizza with her own money before they have a big game.
“Do your best!”
He’s ensured that he has crates upon crates of yogurt drinks, Gari-Gari Kun Popsicles and meat buns on every single delivery truck that comes to his store.
His boys make him so happy, why shouldn’t he return the favor?
Sometimes the team will bump to banging oldies, courtesy of coach Ukai, throwbacks, courtesy of the third years, or well known songs, courtesy of Kinoshita, because he really really loves leading Karasuno: the musical.
Angsty hcs
Whenever this happens, Tanaka will bring him homemade peanut butter squares, watch Disney movies with him, and talk his ear off about how proud he is.
I like to think they have a lil bond. So like Yams will deadass just send him a sad face, their established code (courtesy of Tanaka), and the second year is already asking Saeko to pack him a bag as he leaps into the kitchen to make peanut butter squares.
“Code Pinch” is what they use, so their parents don’t know of their plans. But the second Tanaka frantically says those words, Saeko drops whatever activity she’s doing without hesitation.
He knows Yamaguchi has many issues of his own, so he feels it’s unfair for him to dump more on him.
One night during their blocking training, Tsukishima was totally spaced out and the two noticed, so they took him into a little supply room.
They sat in a circle in silence, both resting a hand somewhere on his body (I would say kuroo on the knee, Bokuto on the shoulder), until he finally talked to them about what happened.
They def do a two man hug when beanpole started to cry. And like mans sobbed bc he hadn’t cried in like 10 years.
Bokuto would just sing to them super softly until Tsukki stops crying.
And it just so happened to be his favorite Disney song which only made him cry more
This absolutely triggered a PTSD episode in Tanaka and flattened his mood.
Our resident bad boy deadass teared up at the thought of it happening to anyone else. (OUCH POOR BABY I LUB HIM SO MUCH WHY HURT HIM EVER)
While Daichi went straight to him to help him, the random dude was faced with two scary teams.
Karasuno, and Nekoma.
Kuroo glares straight into this man’s soul and-
“You say anything like that to him again, and there’ll be stumps where your feet should be. Got it?”
It’s not even a nerves thing, or a bad habit, it’s a mental thing.
Something tells him he has to do it.
Is so insecure about it, and constantly wishes to wrap his fingers before matches.
And Tsukishima’s snarky ass comments don’t help either
He doesn’t ever want to be king again
Like the super bad ones where all you can do is lay in bed for a few days and can’t feel anything but static.
Does he have someone to help him? Most times it’s Daichi, who will just come over and be this mf’s servant.
He will carry Suga if he has to. Mans has to get up and eat, drink and pee.
He does it without hesitation though. He never complains.
When Daichi isn’t there, or he can’t even muster the strength/courage to tell his friend, he goes through it alone and tries his damndest to go through the cycle he does with Daichi.
Sometimes he does it, most times he fails. He only gets relief when Asahi notices he isn’t at practice and immediately races to his house after it’s over.
The kid is intimidated by height and power. Literally he has to have panic disorder
He has the type of panic attacks where he can only squeeze his eyes shut and choke as tears leak from his eyes.
He also vibrates really badly, which alerts whoever is sitting behind him about the attack. It’s usually Tsukishima and Yamaguchi.
When it happens, Tadashi taps Tsukishima lightly, getting the mid blocker’s attention. He then wordlessly points to Hinata with a sympathetic look.
Tsukki nods and does the same to Kageyama, minus the sympathetic look.
You can see the heartbreak in the setter’s eyes as he somberly nods. He wordlessly places a hand on Hinata’s knee, alerting his presence.
“I’m gonna hug you. I know you can’t reply, but if you don’t want me to, find a way to give me a sign.”
If he can’t stand being touched at that point, Hinata will viciously slap his thigh.
If he can, he doesn’t do anything and lets Kageyama wrap him up and pull him into his lap. He whispers sweet nothing into the bb’s ear.
“Listen to me. Listen to my heartbeat. It’s only us.”
If that doesn’t work, Kageyama holds up a peace sign behind him to alert the two in the seat that he needs help. The two immediately rise to their feet without hesitation or protest.
Tsukishima quiets down the bus entirely and tells the coaches, as Yamaguchi takes Hinata into his lap and sings You Are My Sunshine and A Spoonful off Sugar. (Okay fucking ouch that one hurt more than Tanaka’s.)
He deadass has a playlist called “lonely hearts club”. And one of the songs on there is Matchmaker from Fiddler on the Roof
His coaches are the only ones who check in with him
Absolutely in stitches when it happens, like bb is just so overwhelmed that he cries and cries. Ukai wraps him in a super tight hug as he continuously whispers to him that “it’s all okay.”
He won’t ever tell the team, or Takeda. He doesn’t want to owe more money, or be seen as incapable of surviving on his own.
Ukai actually takes some time to help him grade!!
They put on a calming playlist and work together.
Takeda handles the essay questions and Ukai takes the multiple choice, since he has no fucking idea what he’s looking at.
Oh yeah the team 100% puts on little skits amongst themselves.
Oh yeah it’s 100% for her
She’s worried that she’s going to lose herself without having a group of rambunctious boys to take care of.
She’s also scared she won’t be able to make the same bond with others that she did with the team and the coaches.
DUCKY, MA'AM, YOU REALLY LIVED UP TO YOUR POSITION I—
10/10. 10 out of motherhecking 10.
I THINK I LOST IT AT SUGA'S AND THEN I WAS FULL ON UGLY SOBBING AT KIYOKO'S
i'm going through the whole "shaking, crying" shebang rn...
oh my god ;-;
wait let me be more accurate
tears came at tanaka's
FELT NOYA'S ON A REALLY PERSONAL LEVEL T-T
KAGEYAMA'S WAS T-T
oh my lord
yeah after tanaka's, i definitely lost it ;-;
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“To everyone I have ever wronged, I just wanted to say… Cry me a river, snowflake. I’m Oikawa Tōru. I don’t apologize for anything.”
— Oikawa Tōru
Oikawa Tooru wanted to go to nationals
Oikawa Tooru didn't go to nationals
Oikawa Tooru is going international
THIS IS ADORABLE IM-
Credit: SKAi13 Kalypso hours (Twitter handle: ACatNamesSkai)
(Didn’t know who made it so thank you @giggly-squiggily for letting me know!!!)
THIS IS ADORABLE IM-
Credit: SKAi13 Kalypso hours (Twitter handle: ACatNamesSkai)
(Didn’t know who made it so thank you @giggly-squiggily for letting me know!!!)
SKRIBBLZ I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DONE ANOTHER LITTLE HAIKYUU MASTERLIST BINGE.
BEHOLD!!!! The almighty reference photo!!
Watch this AFTER you’ve read the story. This is purely reference as well.
BEHOLD!!! Reference p2
There’s hella exposition, oopsies, but it’s an easy read.
“Wait you’re serious?” Tanaka asked dumbfounded, subsequently slapping a hand to his mouth to muffle his laughter.
Nishinoya frowned as his ears burned, “W-well It’s- I’ve a-always wanted t-to try it but-“ he sighed, “just- never mind.”
I was bored :
omg i actually know how 2 play megalovania on the piano
holy fuck that kid’s arm is long
Nishinoya: Do you want to hang out with us at McDonald’s?
Asahi: My heart says yes but my anxiety says no.
Nishinoya: Sorry all I hear was yes come oN LET’S GO IN THE BALLPIT
Asahi: NOYA MY ANXIETY SAYS NO
Nishinoya: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART
Asahi: NOYA
Nishinoya: B A L L P I T
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Bokuto gets hurt a lot, unfortunately
Lololol whoever made this deserves a medal
Girl: *sits*
Asahi: *scoots away*
Girl: Hey, I don’t bite. *smiles*
Nishinoya: *slams hand down on the desk* I fuckin do
THIS IS CANONICALLY THE DUMBEST SHIT EVER AND IM SO HAPPY YOU ALL GET TO WITNESS IT
ENJOY THE SAME ENERGY BEHIND THE GIF
I FEEL LIKE Y’ALL MIGHT ENJOY THIS LITTLE BASTARD GETTING HIS DUE @volleeball-bo @rachi-roo @intheticklecloset @ticklishfanart
“You guys never have any fun!” Oikawa whined as his team groaned at his suggestion.
“You never give us the chance to.” Mattsun mumbled, delivering a subtle eye roll.
“Heard that!” The setter yelped, “Now that I’m giving you the chance, why shouldn’t we?”
“Because, Oikawa. We aren’t five anymore. What high schoolers do you know who still play at playgrounds?” Makki rebutted.
Tooru groaned as he plastered on an overly dramatic pout. “You have no sense of adventure! I’m going.” He stated as he rushed toward a swing and began to pump his legs back and forth.
“You’re such a child.” Iwaizumi called.
“Die mad about it.” Oikawa called in return, closing his eyes and beaming. He continued to gain height on the swing until he was close to completely flipping over on it. “I don’t know how you’re all sitting down there and moping! You remind me of the old guys in the muppets!”
If there was one thing the Sejoh boys didn’t do, it was take their captain’s shit. They all turned to each other, the park, each other once more and shrugged. Then, they all hesitantly trudged toward playground equipment. Eventually, the boys were amused, very content to be having fun on their day off.
“Oooo! Iwa-Chan! Will you push me on the tire swing?!” Oikawa’s ecstatic voice cooed from across the playground.
“I suppose.” Hajime replied with a sigh, secretly planning for some sort of mischief.
The setter and spiker duo were soon at their assumed positions for the swing. As Oikawa cheered over-excitedly, Hajime found himself fighting to show his enjoyment.
“Woohoo! Push me higher, Iwa-Chan!” Tooru chimed.
“You’re such a dork.” The spiker groaned in reply, ultimately obeying the captain’s wishes.
“Ya-hoo! Thanks Iw-aitwaitwait! Go lower! I’m-I’m slipping!” Oikawa yelped as he gripped the sides of the swing.
“It’s funny, I have complete control over your life right now.” Iwaizumi replied as he smirked evilly
“Iwa! I’m serious! M’gonna fall!”
“Would that be so bad though?”
“HAJIME!”
The spiker sighed, “Fine fine.” He begun to slowly drag the swing to a halt. As he did so, Tooru slipped through the center and fell through. His ankles were propped up on the tire, along with his arms.
“H-hey! What gives?!” He whined, struggling to pull himself back up, “Waah! I’m stuck!”
“Oh you’ve gotta be-“ Hajime snorted at the sight, covering his mouth with his hand.
“S’not funny, Iwa!” Tooru replied as he wriggled in the swing, “Get me out!”
“Alright, alright.” Iwaizumi held his hands up defensively and squatted down to the ground.
Yep. He was definitely stuck.
Oikawa’s bottom was sticking out from the hole of the tire, along with his torso and a little bit of his legs. Hajime knew it couldn’t be comfortable, so he decided to have mercy on the captain.
“Alright, hold still so I can figure this out.” The spiker ordered, placing his hands around Tooru’s torso.
“HNGH- tell me when you’re gONNA- m-move me.”
Oh this was too perfect.
Hajime let his hands squeeze innocently, ignoring the flustered captain above him.
“Iwahahaha! Dohohohont yohohohou dahahaharehehe!”
“But I want to dare, Oikawa.” He cooed in reply, ceasing his attack, “Alright, alright. Let’s see... try to free yourself.”
Oikawa’s desperate wriggle cave him the smallest, quarter inch, of leeway, “O-ooh! Iwa-Chan! I moved a little bit!”
“Well, unfortunately you’re going to have to wiggle free.” Hajime replied with a fake exasperation in his voice, “Luckily, your best friend is here to help!”
As the spiker cooed out his response, he let wiggling fingers find their way into Oikawa’s ribcage,
“C’MOHOHOHOHOHON IHIHIHIWAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOHO!”
“Iwa, yes! You want to get out, don’t you?” Iwaizumi teased, moving his hands up, just a tinge, to wiggle at the spot between the ribs and the underarms.
“GYAHAHAHA! IWAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOHOHO!”
“Let’s check your progress!” the spiker called, bending down to check, “You’re almost out!”
The sounds of Oikawa’s boisterous laughter beckoned the rest of the boys over to their location. They watched in delight as more childish antics were committed on their day off.
Iwaizumi moved to squeeze and prod at Oikawa’s calves and knees, the captain’s most ticklish spots, “This should pull you right down.”
“NGH- W-WAIT N-NAHAHAHAHAOHOHO! HAHAHAHJIHIHIMEHEHEHE! NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!” Tooru threw his head back and babbled incoherently as Hajime snuck a few scribbles to the underside of his knees.
Eventually, Oikawa slipped out of the tire swing and fell smack on top of Iwaizumi. He took the opportunity to pin Iwa’s wrists above his head with a single hand.
“Hey, you’re free! Good work!” Hajime beamed at the setter above him.
“Nope. Not getting off that easily.” Oikawa announced as he drilled a free hand into Iwaizumi’s side, “Luckily for you, we’ve been running a lot! We both should have plenty of stamina.
“Ohohohihihkahahawahaha! Nohohoho!”
“Oikawa, yes! You wanna be free huh? That’s such a shame. We aren’t stopping until I’m tired, Hajime.”
The duo was spectated by the rest of Sejoh as their captain ruthlessly attacked their ace. They all must admit, it’s fun to indulge in childhood activities every now and then.
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All you have to do is jump and they’re gonna be like holy shit
LMAO WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
*jumps*
*lands*
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA FUCKAAASSSSSS