i literally cannot stop thinking about this video it’s ruining my life

im the dj screaming w laughter

I think about this at least once a day.

hear me out: all-female remake of lord of the rings

hear me out: all-female racially diverse remake of lord of the rings

hear ME out: write your own goddamn stories.

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

From laughter?

A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec

I know, that’s a lot of information to swallow

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favorite cat thing: this

the drama… the poise…!

I joined a paleontology meme page on Facebook and it was the best decision I’ve made

fitness instructor person: drop and give me 20

me:

do you ever record something and then question what the fuck just came out of your mouth

Waai too genki Serval chan!

This full-sized dragon decoration someone put on their house for Halloween. Via u/EviscerationNation

Keep it there all year

HDHFKSLAL

Hirohiko Araki is too damn relatable

do you think charles martinet has ever said the word “Fuck” in his mario voice? not necessarily on the record of course but as like a gag at a party “hey charlie say ‘fuck’ like Mario” and he’d just do it

oh thank goodness

The “Go on Mario, say fuck” comic is canon

why would you need charles martinet to say fuck in the mario voice when he’s already said the most iconic quote in mario history

his idle animation cycle started in midair

New Vegas dialogue: 

Fallout 4 dialogue:

Fallout 76 dialogue: