ummm country roads?? take me home????

Me: I want to draw something breathtaking

My brain, in its infinite wisdom: Ferret, but longer

One unspoken side effect of being a lesbian is always noticing girls’ nails.

THIS GOT ME BROKE YALL

Date someone who gives you forehead kisses

me_irl

so fluffy and furious -

me irl

*spongebob narrator voice* ah… zhe sensérie ováreload

via @extramadness

— AstonG

NO CAPES!!!!

right: bring back the racism

left: can sonic be trans?

centrist: sit on me

the tumblr bots are passing the turing test now

THR: Inside Lucy Liu’s art studio, exploring “what we choose not to see” 

Liu’s figurative paintings — inspired by shunga, Japanese erotic art popularized in the 17th century — are ruminations on her upbringing in a family where sex and nudity were taboo. When she first began to show these works, a dealer suggested she recut the canvases to eliminate the exaggerated genitals (the work in this article is a relatively tame example). “I can’t do that,” she said. “They were like, ‘Well, do you want to sell? Do you want to create this career?’ I found that so outrageous. [I was] being censored once again. As a child I was not allowed to ask questions but now I can’t even show …” she trails off. “I know it’s aggressive, maybe it’s not your taste, but that’s not the point of the piece.”

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

Did they stutter?

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy