If i delete my tumblr would anyone notice/care?
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There are ZERO examples of irony in the song Ironic, it’s all happenstance, bad luck and coincidence, the only ironic thing about the song is that it contains no irony.
this is very true hence my experience having more irony in it :)
I seen girls on here shaming porn stars and cam girls then selling nudes like, where are they drawing a line here?
sickly-sweet-goblin-deactivated
How do people take selfies everyday and look good
I look good once a month and have to document the occasion
fuck i felt that
Hey hey. So I’m struggling because I’ve been signed off of work and am totally broke and honestly don’t know how I can manage paying bills etc. Literally £1 would help me and I’d be immensely grateful.
My PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/BValinski
Kik: becky_is_lame 🖤
chillxmami
the SMALLLLLLLEST things make me happy, ya don’t even know
welllllll if im not the perfect guy for you
THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
please
(vegan) I hope your power runs out
jakeenglish
thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry
I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check
why is that Harry fucking Potter?
People without glasses are really out here seeing for free
firebreathingbitchqueenx
Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck
glasses are DLC
I relate a lot more to Team Rocket than I ever did Ash
- Gay
- Poor
- Constantly failing
wait wait, gay? POOR?! they have new mechs and contraptions multiple times a day, james lives in an estate home and they have a fucking cat that literally sweats money (sometimes)
filthygrandpa
It is spooky time
mlle-fahrenheit
no you guys don’t get it it’s literally the first time in THIRTEEN YEARS!!!!!
no it isnt and wasnt, the full moon wasnt till 12:33am, on saturday the 14th
reblogging again to add actual details "Search Results Featured snippet from the web The last time a full moon occurred on Friday the 13th was on Oct. 13, 2000, said the almanac. The annual periodical notes that the rare event will not occur again until Aug. 13, 2049"
filthygrandpa
It is spooky time
mlle-fahrenheit
no you guys don’t get it it’s literally the first time in THIRTEEN YEARS!!!!!
no it isnt and wasnt, the full moon wasnt till 12:33am, on saturday the 14th
fuck my life, like seriously, i know no one here cares but i need to vent and this is the only place i can, and its stupid, ive become bitter and hateful towards someone whos currently very happy and due to my experiences with them (in my opinion) really dont deserve to be and i hate it i hate that i give a shit i hate they found someone and are happy and content and im stuck here perpetually single for no reason that i can actually figure out, i hate that someone like that gets to be happy without any effort while i spend my life fighting just to see the next day, im tired of fighting im tired of caring and im tired of making an effort for people that dont deserve it yet i still do and i cant stop and it keeps hurting me over and over and i cant do anything about it, i cant kill myself cos people need me, to help them to work for them to guide them, and then cast me aside and ignore me once more, and yet i keep saying yes i keep taking it i keep helping people even at my own detrement and i cant stop, i hate me as much as most people seam to, but i have to live with me
pandyssian-deactivated20210112
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
Oh they were shot in the knee by an arrow…..BY CUPID.
god-be-i-damned
I knew this tbh, but i have to still laugh that it took people this long to realize this
Plot twist: meme is actually centuries old.
Great realization: the female guards say the line too, which means a bunch of lady Nords have been the ones to get down on one knee and propose
one-for-all-plus-ultra
female guards say it too cos it literally has nothing to do with marrage, thats a myth
folksmeadow
Loki… ya cunt!
always thinking about me aint ya ;)