9 Things Only Ellen Could Get Away With

1. Delivering pizza at an awards show like it’s totally normal.

2. Getting a million celebrities together to take a selfie and break the Internet.

3. Getting The President to dance on national television.

4. She can get T-Swift to wear sweaters with her and watch cat videos.

5. She can dispense advice like no one else.

6. She is never afraid, even when Jennifer Aniston tries her hardest to scare her.

7. She can convince Britney to shimmy in front of random strangers’ houses.

8. She’s always going to be herself regardless of what people say. 

9. Her haters are her motivators.

the little flower at the top is a nice touch

“how’s the semester going?”

Lmao!

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How girls fight

Lmao

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

,,,,so true

Branden Bushnell

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

Freshman year:

Senior Year:

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Derby was born with deformed front legs. His humans bought him a cart, like a wheelchair for his front, but it limited his mobility.  The owner decided on something kind of like the “running man,” which look like blades, but those might get caught in soft ground. 

3D systems designed these loops just for Derby, and he is now able to walk, run, play with other dogs, and do virtually anything a typical dog would do.

Feels.

It bewilders me that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps

like

have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

THAT GIF I’M CRYING