Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
I’m doing a pitch for NICKELODEON. I’m not taking any chances.
i don’t have any already please just give me ANYTHING
I'm not risking it.
Isnt it crazy that could accidentally type out nuclear codes and no one would know
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July 11, 2023 - 23:50 UTC
I can't believe how goofy people are being about the AO3 DDoS situation. One side of the debate is like "ah, it's probably those Nefarious Russian Hackers carrying out another false flag operation!" and the other side is like "a real hacktivist group wouldn't use this sort of fandom-centric language, so clearly the attack never happened and AO3 themselves staged it in order to make themselves look like victims!", and these are both unhinged things to believe.
Like, it's fucking 4channers. It's always fucking 4channers. Pretending to be from a random African nation is literally a meme for those guys, and who else would be dumb enough to try and hold a registered nonprofit hostage for bitcoin?
if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay.
is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with
it’s been nearly 24 hours without my wife (the several tabs i had open on ao3 that automatically reloaded when i opened them to try read and salvage what remained). my heart is broken, my crops are shrivelling, but i stand tall with my hand over my heart in honour of those fighting this great war. my heart goes out to the soldiers (volunteers), may their work be quick and successful.
A03 is back online, and that's great! However, there are posts going around right now blindly saying that a group called "Anonymous Sudan" is behind the attack and repeating the group's stated goals. As A03 has already said, there is good reason to doubt that this group is being honest about it's political motivations and affiliations. We don't know the whole story yet, but it's quite possible that the group is attempting to intentionally stoke islamophobia.
Please do not blindingly spread posts repeating the group's motivation, and be extremely wary of islamophobic statements that might be coming across your dash. More information will come out in time as security experts are able to do their job and trace down the group in question.
remember to give kudos, leave comments, and generally show your appreciation to the fic writers who produce the content we so dearly missed yesterday when ao3 went down
Let’s be real, in the next few days/months, AO3 could be like “hey, due to the unexpected costs of maintaining and updating our servers after the attack, we would need about 10K please. We would accept any penny you can bear to part with, but don’t force yourself!”
and then get 500K, a house, a brand new server, and a kidney in about the time necessary to read a 1.5k word long oneshot.
May you step on Legos barefoot
May your breakfast forever be a none pizza with left beef.
May you be bombarded with shitposts in all your emails and socmed.
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
i woke up and ao3 is still down and i saw a volunteer say what keeps them going is knowing how important their work is to so many people and let me just say
IT IS SO IMPORTANT
do you know how many people rely on this site to get a bit of happy feelings and delighted laughter and other wonderful emotions every day
ao3 volunteers you rock, pls take care of yourselves and eat and drink and sleep enough, we adore you
Please do not give money to the Twitter account AO3_Status_ ! It is a Scam account.
AO3 IS BACK FOR GOOD ACCORDING TO THEIR TWITTER AND THAT MEANS ITS TIME FOR #JUSTLEAVEACOMMENT FEST TO TRULY BEGIN!!! FOR DAY ONE ITS OLD FICS NEW FICS SHORT FICS!!!!
CHECK OUT THE OLDEST AND NEWEST YOUR FANDOM HAS TO OFFER AND PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THOSE PERFECT LITTLE FICS LESS THAN 2K
LETS COME BACK BETTER AND STRONGER WITH EVEN MORE COMMENTS FOR THE WONDERFUL AUTHORS WHO BRIGHTEN OUR DAYS AND NIGHTS WITH THEIR FICS!!!