Me

I’m in fucking T E A R S

LMFAO

Oh wow

s t o p

When you wake up and they still ain’t texted back

What is not a FUN fact?

Were all gonna die

Your eye has something called “immune privilege” This basically means that the outside of your eye prevents your immune system from knowing about the inside of your eye. If it didn’t, your immune system would destroy your eyes.

@itsagifnotagif I’d like for the word to acknowledge that this kitten is, in fact, a model

All cats are models deep down

“I didn’t say anything”

THIS IS SO FUCNKING FUNNY

OMG

Look at this old picture of me at a wedding looking like the angel of death

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are - you are never as annoying as you think you are - you are never as boring as you think you are - your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are  - you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for - chin up, dude

:/

wooooooow

Terrifying

He’s hitler reincarnated tbh

y'all really gonna ignore this????

Please someone just set him on fire!!!

How are these people literally so dumb to be apart of this

America, everyone

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

I am drunk and mesmerized