#Exactly (part 1)

Bonus:

The original trauma

happy april 3rd

*chanting like a mantra* I am an adult who studies physics i am an adult who studies physics i am an adult who studies physics i am an adult who studies physics

Shitposters fall under three categories: chaotic good, chaotic evil, and chaotic neutral.

You’re chaotic neutral

they wanna know if u got any grapes

i put too much effort into these

ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

Holy FUCK, this is an amazing tool.

Reblogging for my artist fellows.

Reblog this!

The creator of the original, the animal reference tool, made their own human reference tool which allows you to search based on different body parts and poses!

https://x6ud.github.io/pose-search/

Update from Ukraine. 

Today at about 5 in the morning Russian forces have attacked the major military infrastructure of Ukraine, as well as civilian infrastructure. Missile strikes are targeting all regions, there are fights and tanks, which are trying to advance to Kyiv (North, Capital city), Kherson/Mykolaiv/Odesa (South), as well as Kharkiv (North-East, is next to Donbas region) and territories in the Donbas region. 

We have entered a military state. All citizens are told to, if possible, be at home and pack a bag of essentials that they can take with them to bomb shelters. 

What is the goal here:

The main intention of Russia is to remove the government of the country, create a massive panic and try to install their own puppet government.

This is what we see, and all today’s aggression is aimed exactly at that. Here is what you need to do. 

1. DO NOT PANIC. It is the phrase of the day here in Ukraine. Our government and our military are telling us not to panic. People make queues while stacking up on all-important necessities, but we stay cool and only allow ourselves to panic in our homes. 

2. DO NOT SHARE RUSSIAN NEWS. Today they have spread a lot of propaganda-fake news about ukranian military giving up, surrendering, our anti-missile weapons being destroyed.  That is not the case. Our military is confronting them at every step and has done a lot of damage to the machinery. 

3. ACT. Today lots of countries are protesting in front of Russian Embassies. DOn’t stop there. Call for the ban of sports events, don’t give their businesses and infrastructure money and call for them to sanction PUTIN and those around him. If you’re in the EU you should be calling for action from your governments NOW, these actions are the consequence of doing NOTHING for 8 years after the invasion. 

Most importantly, stay safe, don’t trust unreliable sources. 

Слава Україні!

The Wheel of the Year

AI Generated Images (2021)

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

date of origin: April 18, 2021

#it even has a deactivated blog

Look at that subtle off-kilter humour… the tasteful length of the reblog chain… oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog

I love how they left out the part about them giving out the lesbian couple’s personal information to send them death threats, running them out of their home, and encouraging other fundies to petition to have their children taken away. **examines fingernails**

Also the fact that they raised half million dollars from other raging homophobes to fund this bigotry. I hope the dickholes lose the shirts off their backs and have to live out of a van. But that’s too much to hope for.

I just wanna add that the lesbian couple were getting married because their mutual friend had just died of cancer and they were adopting her two daughters… and that the death threats were so bad that they had to quit their jobs and move. it’s never just about a cake. it’s about the precedent you set when you allow ppl to discriminate. it’s about all the disgusting bigots that crawl out of the woodwork when they feel like they have the right to hate.

Tumblr,

Earlier today we announced to the press that we are running a beta test program for Post+, Tumblr’s newest add-on subscription tool. Post+ is a completely optional tool that will allow creators to make some of their posts exclusive to their paid subscribers. You can read more about it right over here on our @postplus Tumblr. This feature is being tested by a small group of incredible creators on Tumblr.

We want to hear about what you like, what you love, and what concerns you. Even if it’s not very nice. Tell us. We can take it. We WANT that feedback. It helps us make Tumblr better.

What we won’t ever accept is the targeted harassment and threats these creators have endured since this afternoon. These creators are some of the most talented people around, and all they’re doing is testing out a feature. These are the people who graciously agreed to pilot a program to help us discover bugs before we open it up to all creators. These are the humans who are testing a feature that we hope will soon help thousands of Tumblr creators feel empowered, get rewarded for their efforts, and find support within their community.

Our Community Guidelines are clear: Don't engage in targeted abuse, bullying, or harassment.

Anyone in violation of these guidelines will be dealt with swiftly and will be forced to contend with the appropriate consequences. It’s okay to tell us how you feel. It’s not okay to bully someone because you disagree with their choices.

I hope the people who make decisions at tumblr HQ hate and shits themselves every night they go to bed

i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users

they're in love

we’re just gonna have to start straight up killing these grown ass men dating teenagers since the families of millie bobby brown, billie eilish, and olivia rodrigo obviously arent gonna do it

because a lot of people have been confused and i don’t want to keep repeating myself:

millie bobby brown: previously dated a 20 year old when she was 16. he recently bragged on ig live that he groomed her and had sex with her. they lived with her family for 8 months. was preyed on by drake.

billie eilish: previously dated a 22 year old when she was 16. currently dating a 29 year old while she is 19. was also preyed on by drake.

olivia rodrigo: currently dating a 24 year old while she is 18. worth noting she JUST graduated high school.

TERFS DONT FUCKING TOUCH

im not missing this

Honestly the funniest and most bizarre Pokemon tcg card I’ve ever seen is the one where it seemed that an aether employee is having a causal conversation w a registeel

Employee: yeah so that’s how I’ve been. How was your weekend?

Registeel: 01000011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100001 01101001 01101110 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101011 01101001 01100100 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100001 01100110 01110100 01100101 01110010

Employee: oh fun!

i expected a meme but this was so cute ;-;

turns out when you ask other Americans “hey did your high school have you fill out a questionnaire that matched you romantically with your classmates” the response you get is either ‘what the fuck’ or ‘yeah we did that too lol’