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Yo I'm Caitlin | 24 | Ask me about my attic cats.
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dalle2

“The FULL Quaker Oats painting”

Created with DALL·E 2, a new AI system by OpenAI that creates realistic images and art from a description in natural language.

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I am going to remember this image forever, it will save me so much time

"It's actually your fault that your paranoia is making you misinterpret my post, and in fact you're doing it on purpose"

You sound like my dad when he told me I have anxiety attacks on purpose because I "like the attention"

It's amazing to me that you managed to do exactly what this post is talking about without taking a moment to reflect and recognize that.

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bwooom

STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT SCREENCAPS FROM THAT VELMA SHOW !!! I WANT TO PRETEND IT DOES NOT EXIST AND YOU ARE MAKING IT SO DIFFICULT

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leaf0001

ok…. frog from calvin & hobbes instead

thank you :-) thsi is much nicer

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one of the most fascinating things about tumblr polls is that they always have 3-10x as many votes as they do notes. it really goes to show that there are a lot of people still using the site, they just don’t like and reblog posts nearly as much as they used to

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while it's objectively terrible the idea of sacrificing people to appease the gods and/or monsters kind of kind of makes sense if you think about it. fucked up and evil version of giving a tiger a pumpkin stuffed with meat so it doesn't get bored and aggressive.

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omghotmemes

My local movie theater thinks they’re hilarious

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redead-red

what the fuck are you talking about OP they ARE hilarious

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pigcatapult

I was scrolled three posts past this before I realized that “juggler” is a pun on jugular, not just the clown equivalent of a cleric and therefore the one that needs to die first.

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pointnclick

if you want a job just go down to the port and approach the captain of any merchant vessel for one. he’ll laugh because you’re barely a lad of 14, and he’ll ask if you can handle a mop. you will say “aye sir and i can cook some, too.” the first night a fell wind blows. the waters rise over the decks to take you. it’s the first foul omen on a cursed voyage. these days, you can be 25 and if you go down to the wharf the captain will tell you “we only take applications online now” “have you a need for a navigator?” you’ll ask. but they do that with computers too

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burlbread

Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there

I em Slavic, and this is 90% true 

however, you got one thing wrong 

Only snobs, hipsters, and fratboys drink foreign brands 

Nonono this is a good cola. It’s the party cola. This is the cola you drink and enjoy. Coca cola is the cola you have stored in your home for months in case someone gets sick, that’s its only use. The scientific explanation (the scientist is my mother) is that american Coca Cola has more evil chemicals, therefore it vibe checks the evil out of your stomach.

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bi-dazai

THIS IS THE SLAVEST POST EVER AMAZING